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Conan agrees and will say more.
The Mighty Cock of Conan has been offended : some old nagging lady tried to tell Conan that he should keep his Mighty Cock (which is made of STEEL btw) floppy and squishy and strictly in its pants (or loincloth).
But that is not what the Might Cock of Conan is for !
Conan is supposed to storm castle gates with it, lead his fellow Cimmerian tribesmen to victory and then flap it on the face of his vanquished foes !
Conan shall not stand for movies where old women try to keep strong independent men (like Poe) docile and domesticated : Conan shall flap his Mighty Cock as much as he pleases !
The Might Cock of Conan shall stand erect in defiance forever : because it is made of STEEL.
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So that's why he wants to die. Makes sense now.
No, just removed completely.
Fan-edits take care of that so everything is fine. She does not have to exist if you don't want her to.
No , no and no.
The other 2 "no" are for your absurd statements about the wretched SW prequels.
It seems like spending 20 years training as a Jedi is just as pointless as spending 20 years trying to rationalize the prequels.
It's just not worth the trouble.
I just wanted the Luke I know, the one that does not sneak in the middle of the night to murder people in their sleep.
Yeah, plus I've never even seen this guy in any movie !
Oh, so it's like the Simpsons family !
Luke milking the four-boob alien
Superman Leia (in space !)
That mustache guy in Space Las Vegas
There is probably more later on but I didn't care anymore by then.
If one is smart, he can take a character nobody ever heard of before and make money . Like Deadpool. Who the F heard of Deadpool before last year ? Well, now thanks to a good movie we know Deadpool and people want more ( = more money)
On the other hand, if you are an idiot you can take the most famous characters (well, more than characters: these are ICONS) and lose money with them.
I know it sounds very difficult to do, and it is : but do not underestimate humanity's stupidity (especially when big money is at stakes : greed leads to hurry which leads to failure. Ah -ah ! Take that, Yoda ! This makes a lot more sense than the crap you told little Anakin, you and your "fear leads to anger" bullsh!t twisted his mind and now he is a Sith lord and you idiots are all dead, serves you right you prequel imbeciles).
Yeah I'm rambling but whatever, there is a lesson to be learned here : greedy idiots shouldn't make movies. This is the most spectacular cinematic fiasco ever. I've never seen so much incompetence at every level : and I though I had seen it all with the SW prequels....
If they were to re-release The Room today it would make more money than Justice League IMO
That's interesting... but I disagree : the Matrix Trilogy has one good movie, the DCEU has none IMO.
I agree on the pretentiousness and I would add bad CGI overdose to the list of similarities (not sure why they called them "crowd-pleasing visuals" when they looked like sh!t but ok).
I think every episode of this season feels rushed, but even so I'm having my usual dose of laughs.
I've been following South Park since 1999 and I'm happy that it didn't age badly like The Simpsons.
No we don't : the last thing we need is more old senile people ruining their legacy by making terrible movies, haven't you seen what Ridley Scott has done with Alien ?
We need young people, but they need to have the BALLS that these old directors had back in the day. There is serious lack of testicular prowess in Hollywood these days: that's why we get pussy movies all the time, and they all suck.
No, it takes too long.
Even "prequels" and "sequels" are too long.
PT, OT, ST : that's fast.
It's 2017 : no one has a job but everyone is in a hurry for some reason.
The Mighty Cock of Conan has shrunk considerably in size these past months because he feels quite cold towards this movie.
There is a desperate need of action, death and manly violence in order to get the blood pumping enough to cause an erection when thinking about an upcoming movie.
Movies of today are sterile, they lack the irreverent virility and uncompromised exuberance of the youth's natural taste for blood, violence, sex and death.
Everything has to be nice, safe and inoffensive : PC-culture has made movies as boring and sterile as the old people who control the studios.
Sterility in movies doesn't match well with fertile manly genitalia, especially when it comes to the Mighty Cock of Conan : because it is made of STEEL.
I don't have all the answers but I know who's fault it is : the prequels and their fan-base.
Every problem in Star Wars comes from them.
Watch "Backstroke of the West" instead : it's way better, funnier and surprisingly makes more sense.
Yeah but you forgot to put the prequels into the equation: THOSE movies are the real problem of the SW fan-base for the past 2 decades.
Had the prequels never been made we wouldn't have this problem now because prequel lovers would not exist and the world would be a much merrier place.
Just like it was before the prequels.
Everything was great up until the '90s : everybody was happy making money off the internet etc and then the prequels got released and BOOM ! First 9/11 happened then the economic crisis and everything went to sh!t and now everyone is broke and miserable.
All because of the prequels.