The next cunt to suggest Chris Pratt as his replacement is getting eviscerated.

posted 2 years ago in Harrison Ford

Still better than 2.

posted 2 years ago in RoboCop 3 (1993)

There wasn't any comedy in the original, either. It was meant to be a serious horror.

posted 2 years ago in Evil Dead (2013)

You're simping so hard for her right now. It's embarrassing.

posted 2 years ago in Mia Goth

Incredible set design, nice costume design, decent cinematography, banging music, above-average fight scenes. I'd say it's ageing pretty well.

posted 2 years ago in Mortal Kombat (1995)

Sympathy Oscar*

posted 2 years ago in Angela Bassett

She's done nothing to deserve it. Not a fucking thing.

posted 2 years ago in Gal Gadot

The Hard Way was great. "Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?!"

posted 2 years ago in Michael J. Fox

I would say this is some Allaby-type shit, but this girl seems too old for him.

posted 2 years ago in Mckenna Grace

Well, you've certainly nitpicked the absolute fuck out of this film. Feel better now?

posted 2 years ago in The Terminator (1984)

Otter's too old for you, no doubt.

posted 2 years ago in Lyla Wesson

They both look smelly, yes.

posted 2 years ago in Margaret Qualley

Didn't really learn anything new, but it was good watch nevertheless.

posted 2 years ago in Arnold (2023)

And Michael Myers is just a horror version of Yul Brynner's Gunslinger from Westworld.

posted 2 years ago in The Terminator (1984)

Yep. It was all down hill from there.

posted 2 years ago in Bruce Willis

Jesus. Those made me squirm in discomfort.

posted 2 years ago in Peyton Wesson

You need to be closed down.

posted 2 years ago in Ellen Page (2013)

Remake is a masterpiece compared to this.

posted 2 years ago in Evil Dead Rise (2023)