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Have You Found A Friend?


A MC friend that you think you could hang out with in real life.
I like a lot of people here but not sure about real life.

Dazed is too smart for me. (plus we're feuding at the moment)
Mina knows my language better than I do
db is too prickly
hownos is Canadian. What would we do, look at Maple trees?
I wouldn't be able to keep up with ksp
MissMargo is great but her little garden shed gets scary at night
Stratego and the basement would be amazing but I can't walk around in wooden
shoes. I get splinters

YounkerSguy and I would have a blast but I feel we would get into way too much trouble.
Plus he can kick my ass. Not a fan of getting my ass kicked
captainbucky isn't a real captain so no
I feel Bubba would only call me every 3 months or so then disappear
Cat and I could hang out. We would probably hang with the pups all day.
That would be good but we really wouldn't accomplish much.

GE would be fun to hang out with but she doesn't have air conditioning.
MJF would be fun if he took me with him fishing the next time he took the grandkids.
croft has rejected me on numerous attempts

MovieMan travels too much
SK would be fun but I'd only see him once a week
Maybe harry but I think much alcohol would need to be involved
I feel TheMan would make me too tired

So have you found somebody here that you think you could hang out with IRL?

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LOL.



😎

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You know, there is this thing called proofreading... You can try it sometimes, you're inglish would improve immediately!

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Proofreading?
This is what I'm talking about.
You use words that I've never heard of before.
Are some sort of a genius?

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Put on a helmet, because I'm going to blow your mind for the second time today.

There is this thing, that you use to look up words. It's called a dic-tion-ery. And you can look up other things in it as well, like grammar and such! It's wonderful.

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I have my helmet on almost every day so no worries there.

If I can't spell something how can I look it up?
I looked up "inglish" from your previous post and couldn't find it.
I'm more confuzd than ever.

I'm a simple person Mina. You know this.

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Speaking of helmets...ahem...did you ever hear about the Ohio housewife who was doing her laundry in the basement and impulsively decided to take off her soiled housedress and toss it into the machine. She had just set her hair in rollers, and the pipes overhead were leaking. She spotted her son’s football helmet in the corner and put it on her head. There she stood, stark naked, except for the football helmet. At that moment, she heard a cough.

The woman turned around and found herself staring into the face of the meter reader from the gas and electric company.

Startled and embarrassed, the man had only one comment: “I hope your team wins, lady.”

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That's a good one!
They both have a story to tell for the rest of their lives.

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I was going to tell you that you can figure it out, but who am I kidding? You can't. You're pretty much screwed on the dictionary front I'm afraid.

You really are simple, in every way. That's part of your charm though.

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I don't know how you could possibly figure it out.
How about the word "gnaw?"
How would I know to look under "G? "
Or the word "knead". I don't hear a "K."
I'm not buying it sweetie.

I just printed this page and have it hanging on my refrigerator.
You said I had charm! I'm blaming the early morning hours for this but it still counts.
The second (and only the second) nice thing you ever said about me!

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Remember that teacher that used to throw chalk at me? That's how you figure it out. Potential minor injury really is underestimated as a teaching method, and I'm sad you didn't have anyone that concerned with your education as a child.

You should laminate it. This one should to last you because there isn't going to be a third one.

The unknown gnome kneaded the knight's doe/dough/though.

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It is sad. No teacher ever threw chalk at me.
They threw a few rulers and ping pong paddles, maybe a fist or two but never chalk.
Chalk means you care.

I'm well aware this was the end of the niceties.
I consider myself fortunate to have gotten this far.
Especially knowing that they were only said because of the late hour. Early hour?
You were sleep drunk. I get it.

Great, now I'll spend all day looking up those words in that damn book you kept banging on about!

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Miss Mina,

Forgive me for what I’m about to write. I caught it earlier, but decided it was in my best interest not to challenge you. I was hoping Dewey would call you on it. When you were chastising him earlier to use that thing to look up words, you wrote and I quote
“It's called a dic-tion-ery.” It should be dic-tion-ar-y. You typed er instead of ar. In a later post you spelled that thing correctly. That’s my word police input for the day! Cheers!

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Dead ksp,

It's sweet that you jumped to Dewey's defence! He's a nice guy and deserves it. But! What you and R_Kane seem to have missed here is that me and Dewey (or is it Dewey and I???) and joking around. Thank you!

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It must be something that going round!

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Something in the water over there?

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They've been at the Orange Kool-Aid maybe? 😉

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I don’t like Orange Kool-Aid. Besides I was enjoying the hell out of my Kentucky Bourbon Sauce I had cooked for my bread pudding. Later, I noticed I was eating more sauce than pudding!

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I’m aware you and him were joking around. I wasn’t nor do I need to defend him. After all he is Deputy Dewey Boy! I was calling attention to your misspelling of dictionary. It was a laughable moment when you were jesting with him telling him there is this thing which will tell you how to spell a word...”a dic-tion-ery”.

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But, you see, part of the joke was Mina's misspelling of dic-tion-ery :)

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I give up! Y’all know each other too well and have your own language. I see things as they are, not as they’re intended. This is why I tread lightly when replying...not too sure if I’m on board. Thanks, btw.🙄😬

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To be fair, Mina's a super clever one! You have to read slowly and think quickly when it comes to Her 😬

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Dont give up kspkap;)
They certainly do speak their own language here!

Ive been on this site for a while now and im still trying to sort it out like a dude version of Jane Goodall

Trust me...YOU are certainly on board😉

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Apparently not in someone’s eyes. How would you handle the following which I rcvd yesterday?

“I hope he divorced you. You don't sound like wife material.”

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Ugly talk, classless garbage and the words of an internet 'badass' who would fold like a Walmart card table in a 'face to face'

You have been sweet, funny and a fine addition to our group

This MC joint is grand...
But, as with every other place on the net and in real life we will meet a loony loser once in a blue moon

Block the jackass or just pay him no mind...a couple of crumb bums have recently outed themselves by natural progression of late and get few or no responses to their trash

Hang in kiddo, we need the likes of you😙



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Oh, thank you ever so much! You made my day!😌

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What a jerk. I would delete and forget that person ever existed.

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Thanks to you also, my cyber pal! 😌

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My father had a wonderful, extensive vocabulary. When I was little and learning to read, I would often ask him what a wot meant. The day came when I asked him yet again. He pointed to a book across the room, on a shelf, and told me, “That’s a dictionary. You can look the word up for yourself. I could tell you what it means, but, if you look it up for yourself, you will never forget it.” I have never been taught a better lesson than that. You are a good friend to Dewey, Mina.

And this is why I am so annoyed by folks who come on MC asking questions they could answer for themselves.

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It would never, ever occur to me to start a conversation that way. I am much more direct. I appreciate your point of view. Thank you.

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I agree.

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You don't know that I am not a real captain.

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Sometime recently you said you weren't a real captain.
Blew my mind.
It was a game changer.

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I am a captain the way cap'n crunch is a captain

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Do you have a captain's hat?
If you don't have the hat then it's not legit.

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I do have a captains hat. It's tri-cornered. I was Jack Sparrow for Halloween 2 years ago.

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Sweet!
Then we can do this thing.
Now just have to pick out what we'll be eating.

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Nope, you already said no

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Fine, you're going to play hard to get like croft!
You wanna play hardball son?
Cuz I'll get my bat.

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Oh, I'll play hardball. Especially for that Croft remark.

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Just be gentle with me.
I'm actually very fragile.

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Not with your words you are not. You are a big meanie!

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How easy
It would be to
Show me how you feel
More than words
Is all you have to do
To make it real

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It's not right but it's okay
I'm gonna make it anyway
Close the door behind you leave your key
I'd rather be alone than unhappy

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It's no suprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
The smoke alarm is going offf and there a cigarette
Still burning

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk...
I didn't mean to call you that

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TexasJack is fun but that damn 10 gallon hat would get in the way
Maybe Coloradotex but I think Sunday’s would be an issue
Culburn would be fun but he tells me no too often

Hangin with RK would be a blast but I’m not sure I’m his type
thewaitress is fun but that damn charliekelly keeps popping up
Actionkamen is an idea but I feel he knows too much kung fu
One of the mods would be awesome but I think they would make me sit in the corner too many times

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we are a package deal dewey! besides, charliekelly is THE BEST.

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If he's with you then I'm sure he's pretty awesome.

I'm not saying no. I think we could work it out.
Does ck snore? Do you snore?
Would we fight over the last biscuit?
So many questions!

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Aw! :)
I think we both snore, I know I drool quite a bit and sleep with my mouth WIDE open. Adorable I'm told. I disagree.
We would not fight over the last biscuit, we would just let you have it and make more :)

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If he says you're adorable then damn it you're adorable. Just accept it.

I get the last biscuit? You two just moved up the list.!

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Haha, I have. I just smile at him when he's telling me how cute I am.
Whoooo!

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I do not own a 10 gallon hat, so we're good.

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Whew, that is a relief!
I don't mind the spurs but the hat was a conversation stopper.


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I can't let your thread go down to an hour of no activity when the two of mine that yours inspired are still in the last 10 minutes on GD Dewey.

Come on folks, this is the original and the best.

Why can't we be friends? (Rubbish way to end Lethal Weapon in my opinion but a good song in itself).

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I appreciate it Harry.
You're proof positive the bigger they are the nicer they are.

You're a Friend of Mine. ( not one of my favorites and the video is pure cheese but the sentiment is there)
So is Daryl Hannah in a completely different form!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=087mi1e46us&list=RD087mi1e46us

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I can always depend on Daryl to brighten my day - what can I say, I'm a pushover for her good looks!

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Mr. Brown's not too bad himself. 😉

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Perhaps, I think he looks older than he is which throws me a little.

Not a lot but a little.

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Really?
I always thought he looked younger.
Haven't seen him recently.
He must be 70 by now. Hard to believe.

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We each judge people a little differently I suppose.

I thought George Carlin looked younger in his older days and so perhaps I'm not the best person to ask to judge people's ages.

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I could hang out with anyone here! Imagine a huge party with everyone from MC, what a wild ride that would be.

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It would be epic.
People would set up little tents in the yard. Each tent would be a post.
People would walk around to each tent and have discussions.
We would laugh, sing, DRINK, fight, but mostly we would have fun!

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I'd skip out on the fighting tents but I'm down for everything else!

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I have a feeling all the tents would eventually become fighting tents but it would still be fun.

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Ha, probably so. I hate fighting so I might just ease on outta there and make me a nice tent by myself, maybe a waitress special about animals or football.

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As long as there's booze you could make a post tent about anything and they would come!
But a tent about animals would be nice too.

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This is true! I like to people watch so just sitting back and watching everyone interact would be entertaining as hell. :) Throw in booze and man! People get wild when liquor is involved. I like that haha.

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People do get wild with booze.
I'm glad I've never experienced that before!
Different strokes and all that.

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If (when) fighting breaks out, I'll head to your tent as long as it's about animals!

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It will be! We can sip and talk about sweet baby animals :)

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Can I come to your tent too? I hate fighting and love people-watching!

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yes please! :) You and Cat are welcome anytime!

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Sounds great. Sipping and sweet baby animals talk in your tent? I'm ALL in!

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db where you been bud? I missed you.

Was I baiting you again? Didn't mean to.
True colors?
Oh, I love that song. Cyndi Lauper right?

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Eva Cassidy’s rendition is head-and-shoulders better. Eva Cassidy’s rendition of anything is head-and-shoulders better. Ask Catbookss. Ask Margo. Ask HarvardBarbie. Don’t take my word for it. You don’t have to.

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I'm aware of Eva Cassidy and her prowess.
She was an incredible talent.

Fucking cancer. Too many lost.

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I may regret posting this, but, why were you fine with Dazed joking that you're prickly, but when Dewey did it, you got very upset?

The whole OP is a joke. Besides, you got 3rd billing and I fell waaaay down the list! 😖

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But, Db, with all due respect, you got upset right off the bat -- yours was the first post in this thread. "Ok, you're too much of a shit talkin' weasel."

Dewey's reply "Wasn't sure if this would draw you out or not" was yet another joke. He wasn't saying he was *trying* to draw you out. No more than he was trying to draw any of us out.

DF's rap thread happened many hours afterwards.

I'm still envious that you got 3rd billing while I got 341st!! 😬

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db, I think you take this stuff way too seriously. Though we seem to have moved past it, I'm still trying to figure what I did to piss you off so many moons ago. I'm not someone who has difficulty apologizing if I truly gave offense, yet I'm still scratching my head over that one.

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Finally I know what this is about. I had to do some looking but I found it.

I would have hoped you knew me well enough to know I was joking.
That's obviously not the case.
I never meant this against you. I was responding to DF as a joke.
I did say it and for that I am sincerely sorry.
I said it and I'll suffer the consequences.
Never my intention to hurt you in any way.

As far as the "prickly" thing I don't know what to say.
We all tease each other with things we've done around here.
I thought we all laugh at ourselves but see that's not the case.
Many thought it was a funny exchange. Never knew it bothered you so much.
It it's off limits then so be it.

I hope you can take this as it's intended.
As a sincere apology. I've always liked you and thought we made a good team.


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You make Croft look like a fucking powerhouse db.

No offense, but honestly, fuck your own opinion of how important you think you are in scheme of things.

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Likewise, troll. Piss and moan about Mod 5 some more. Looking forward to your permanent ban along with BF.

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I'm happy to hear you are looking forward to something db.

I can't imagine you have a lot of that in your life.

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Oh knock off your " no offense, honestly" and " I'm happy to hear " crap. And speaking of importance, you were the one recently bragging about being full of self-esteem, as if that's even possible. Full of contradicting bs is more like it.

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Again, I read what you say but it translate to "Wah, wah" in my mind.

Enjoy the bliss my ignorant friend!

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If you had any real self-esteem, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Uh, did you happen to notice that word...conversation ?

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Con...with...au...oh...wah?

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I enjoy you displaying your absolute stupidity.

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I live to please (Myself mostly but heck, if you get off to what's the worry?)

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Excellent! I wish I would have thought of that.

We do tend to carry on don't we.
Well done!

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Yes.
And that would be You.

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Now you're going to get me all misty.
Nothing worse than seeing a godewey cry!

Right back at ya.

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