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Three engineers, one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer flew into a distant city for a convention. When they got there, they decided to to share a taxi to the hotel.
Halfway to the hotel, the engine just quit working, and they were trying to diagnose the problem.
βIt must be the fuel pump,β said the mechanical engineer. βNotice how the engine misfired before it quit working.β
βNo, itβs the alternator,β said the electrical engineer. βDid you see how the lights flickered before the engine died?β
βI know what to do,β said the software engineer. βIf we get out and then get back in, it should start right up!β
Small-town doctor always stops in local bar on his way home and has an almond daiquiri. This time the doc tells the bartender his drink tastes different.
The bartender says he ran out of almond flavoring.
<spoiler>"It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."</spoiler>
Already? π²
Okay, I know your holiday season is very looonnng. More power to you! Actually, I'm seriously considering putting up my tree soon.
Yes, you have, but we love you anyway. π
1) Toy Caldwell (guitarist/singer for The Marshall Tucker Band) - served in the United States Marine Corps during the Vietnam War.
2) Elvis Presley - US Army
3) Ice-T (Actor & Rapper) - Served in the US army in the 25th Infantry Division
4) Jimmy Stewart - served in the Army Air Corp during WWII, 1941-1947
I know! Throwing good money after bad?? Or is it just throwing more bad money after bad? Or something like that.
π€£ Yes! Thanks for joining in the fun!
It was a huge mistake. Universal notified thousands of theaters that it would be sending out a new version of the film with updated CGI, in a move that is 'unheard of' for a film that's already been released.
Screen grab from the original trailer:
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/gX7pSq9MpUjyWvLF4t32Uf-970-80.jpg.webp
Same here.
And then there's this:
https://thefirstpour.com/cdn/shop/products/MassenezPoireWilliamPrisonerPearinbottle_1000x1500.png?v=1600420432
It's a fruit brandy made with Williams pears. They grow the pear inside the bottle.
Who can forget this debacle?
Cats (2019)
https://tbrnewsmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Cats.jpg
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