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He looks like when you squash a Barbie doll's head and make its face go concave
By the grace of Illuvatar I have been granted both breasts and a penis. My pronounces are elf/elfself
But in this case both options suck.
Instant shit
Rang gang y'all
You can be sure of it. They're also going to make gender swapping at will an Elven trait.
What a pussy.
The Maple edit isn't even the most faithful to the book, the M4 edit is.
The only people calling it overwhelmingly positive are the ones on board with all the woke agenda bullshit. And how can anyone call it "faithful to Tolkien" when it blatantly isn't. Even ignoring the multiracial stuff there's the compressed timeline and things like Celeborn being dead just so Galadriel can have the spotlight all to herself. Also supposedly Finrod dies in battle instead of being killed by a werewolf.
The white walkers were such a dumb concept that the writers had to have the humans use retard tactics just to make them seem like they posed a threat. "Let's all take positions outside a fortified castle so they can kill us more easily and force us to retreat inside."
They'll get plenty of people who show up just because it's free. Then Amazon will show the packed theaters in their advertising.
Leftists enjoy celebrating ugliness for some reason. That's why they come up with dumb shit like "fat acceptance" and expect us to praise some land whale on the cover of Sports Illustrated's bikini issue.
Lol @ the OP's joke going over people's heads.
If you look at her smiling from the side she looks like the Crocodile Dentist game: https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/aba4d9d6ab4f80fbff28d1212fcc8f66
I want something that makes sense. A tiny girl defeating the predator in melee combat is ludicrous, it would've been better if the whole tribe teamed up to take it down.
No, she looks like the feral kid in Mad Max.
I'll watch the first episode at least, out of morbid curiosity.
Her teeth are so weird. It reminds me of that old Crocodile Dentist game.
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There are a few music videos, but they don't even mock them like in the original series. For example one episode had a Camila Cabello music video and Butthead said "this is pretty cool." Why the hell would he think it's cool when the two of them are only supposed to enjoy metal