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Three men get on an airplane. One has a gold arrow, one has a silver arrow, and one has a bomb. They go up in the airplane and open one of the windows.
The man with the gold arrow says, "I give this arrow to my country," and he throws it out the window.
The man with the silver arrow says, "I give this arrow to my country," and he throws it out the window.
The man with the bomb says, "I give this bomb to my country," and he throws it out the window.
They get back on the ground, and the man who had the gold arrow sees a boy crying and asks, "Why are you crying?" The boy says, "A gold arrow fell out of the sky and killed my dog."
The guy with the silver arrow sees a girl crying and asks, "Why are you crying?" She replies, "A silver arrow fell out of the sky and killed my cat."
The guy with the bomb sees a boy laughing and asks, "What's so funny?" The boy says, "I farted and my school blew up."
Careful, there's another poster on here named MovieFanatic who is a stool pigeon and loves running off to the mods to try and get people banned.
Two Words: Bob Iger.
It's because of him and his mentor, Michael Eisner, that the company became so ridiculously hard-left and radical like it did. Only reason they got away with it for so long was because [until the 2010s] they put up a Centrist facade for most of their work, and earned the company billions. The heads of the company got overconfident, and were under this ridiculous delusion that the world had changed enough to have enough people to <i>want</i> to watch their new hard-left crap, and if people didn't, they very stupidly thought BlackRock's investment money could cover the losses. Turns out, it didn't, and all it took was 8 years for them to start figuring that out.
Since when?
It was even more entertaining if they worked a subplot like that into a sci-fi or fantasy story ;)
<blockquote>If you want to make a Conservative mad, lie to them. If you want to make a Liberal mad, tell them the truth.</blockquote>
This is the same government that finally revealed that aliens do exist, after outright lying about it for over 70 years. Ironically, nobody cared by the time they confessed, because people had known aliens were real for a time, it's just that nobody could prove it or get away with showing proof for the public to see.
At least we'll finally be able to confirm if LBJ and the CIA were behind the JFK assassinations, and that MLK really was being backed by powerful Jews behind the scenes.
The gemstone/egg was in the first season of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine," when Vash had dumped Q and was trying to make it on her own by selling yet <i>another</i> stolen artifact without doing enough research into what it truly was. What was interesting about that episode, was seeing how Q was having a hard time letting her go, he'd had so much fun going on adventures with her, but she had gotten sick of <i>him</i> and didn't want to hang out with him anymore.
Most Trekkies who stuck it out can agree that "Next Generation" improved from Season 3 onward.
Believe it or not, they actually redeemed the "Picard didn't like children" trope in a later episode, when the ship malfunctioned and he was stuck while doing a tour of the ship with three kids, and he ended up making them a part of his "crew" and working together to get out of the mess they were in. He softened a bit and realized kids were not completely useless, particularly when you're stuck with the gifted students on the ship.
You want trek shows written by someone who didn't understand "Star Trek," or even like it, pretty much all of Kurtzman Trek is like that.
It was Zendaya, the cheap sets, and the rewriting of the Fremen that ruined it for me.
Know how Hollywood is now, it'll be another "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" scenario again.
He's not fat enough (although John Goodman's lost some weight in the past 10 years, so...) Plus, Elon doesn't look enough like John Goodman in the face.
Yeah, that <i>does</i> get really annoying, seeing a post, and it just leads to a link with no other context. Not everyone wants to watch a youtube video or read an outside article. It's easier if the poster adds something to the link, explaining what it is, and encouraging others to say something about it.
About time someone respected a belief other than, "Killing unborn babies is a woman's right and the key to women's health."
I only know about the older Disney films because my grandparents loved them and let me watch their videotapes when I'd go to visit in the summer as a kid. So I got to see a bunch of the older films. We had a few in our own video library at home back in the day, including "The Swiss Family Robinson."
There's a woman who has bought a brand new house, hasn't moved in yet, and is having the various rooms painted by a professional. The two of them walk through the first room in the house, and the woman says to him, "I want this room painted a lovely shade of sky blue." The guy writes down what she wants on a pad, looks out a nearby window, goes over, opens the window, and yells out, "Green side up!"
The woman and the renovator go into the next room, and she tells him, "I want this room painted a nice, soft shade of pale yellow." The guy writes down what she wants on a pad, looks out a window in <i>that</i> room, goes over, opens the window, and yells out, "Green side up!"
The woman and the professional go to a third room, and she tells him, "I want this room painted a fiery shade of red." The guy takes notes, peeks out a window in <i>this</i> room, opens it, and yells, "Green side up!"
By now the woman is curious about the renovator's behavior, and asks him, "Why are you yelling 'Green side up' all the time?"
The man now looks embarrassed and says to her, "I'm sorry ma'am. We're putting down sod in the yards across the street and the entire landscaping crew is all blonds."
Oh they're fighting back all right, but they've learned not to be as loud about it now, because now they've learned, after the 2016 election and 8 years of fear-mongering, that their lies about Trump aren't gonna work anymore. They only "got away" with it in the past because people hadn't seen President Trump in action yet, nor had they seen what bad Democrap leadership looked like comparison yet. Now they know, particularly after the number of people who voted for him in the election, that people aren't buying their lies anymore, and they can't just say whatever they want about him because people will now <i>see</i> that it's lies.
In fact, now the news outlets are having problems getting enough people to watch because they've been made to look like the dishonest fools they always were, and the various companies have seen what "woke" has done to damage their brands and bottom line, so now they're not only scared of President Trump, but they're scared of their own customers now.
Sorry, I think I was mixing his name up with Marie/Clara's brother from "The Nutcracker." I saw that actor in several other older Disney movies too. Was he in "Pollyanna?"
A blond pulls into a parking lot, and there's a guy there who sees her, and decides to play a prank on her. He comes over, and tells her to get out of the car. She does what he asks. He goes a ways away from her car, and draws a circle in chalk on the pavement, and tells her to stand in there, and not to move. So the blond does what he tells her to do, and then he goes over, gets out a baseball bat and bashes in the window on her car. The blond starts giggling. Surprised and annoyed that she's not angry and outraged, the guy breaks another window on her car. She starts giggling even more. It seems no matter how many times he breaks parts of her car, she just finds it too funny. He finally just plain <i>trashes</i> her car, and she's just howling with laughter.
So he finally turns around and yells, "What the heck is so funny?!"
"When your back was turned I stepped out of the circle several times."
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A blond pulls into a car repair shop. Her car is horribly dented. The guys working there realize she's a blond, and decide to mess with her. One of them goes over and tells her, that to get rid of the dents in her car, she needs to put her mouth on the tailpipe and blow into it, and her car will inflate like a balloon and the dents will go away. So the blond goes over and is blowing into the tailpipe of her car with all her might, and another blond comes over to see what she's doing. When the first blond tells her about "reinflating" her car, the other one looks at the car and then says, "That would work better if you rolled up the windows first."
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A blond is driving along the highway, and swerves around a lot. Eventually, she gets into a car accident, and a state trooper pulls over to help her out. He saw the accident, and asks her why she was swerving. The blond replies, "I was trying to get around the tree in the middle of the road." The state trooper is very confused, looking at the highway and seeing no trees in the middle of the road. But then he looks inside her car, and says, "Ma'am. That wasn't a real tree. That was your air-freshener hanging from the mirror."
Yep. A Catholic Italian told me that joke ;)