FishGottoSwim's Replies


Destinata - I don't know who you've been asking or what stuff you're surmising but you ought to try different resources because the ones you're using are failing you. It doesn't MATTER how many embassies the caravan passes. Like most countries, Canadian & US embassies & consulates can't even process requests for asylum protection because, under Canadian & U.S. laws, asylum seekers can apply only if they are physically present in Canada or the US at a port of entry like an airport or a border. And there are 2 forms of Asylum processes - Defensive & Affirmative - & both require proof of credible & reasonable fear. ****BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE EASILY LOOK-UPABLE FACTS, DO YOU?*** How do I know this? Because of this: [quote]They're pawns in an effort to tear down the Southern border.[/quote] Um. That's quite the paranoid, hysterical bullshit theory you're carrying there. Let me help you take a load off. Let's break it down. If there's some master plan to tear down borders around the globe - don't you think that the planners of THIS mission would provide better FOOTWEAR for their soldiers than flip-flops? I hate how RWNJs turn organizations built to HELP people into something nefarious. Refugee-aid groups are created to ensure that women & children (&men) aren't raped or robbed of what little they possess & carry with them. They provide legal advice & a modicum of protection. They're not building an army, FFS Pence looks at t-Rump with the same adoring gaze that Nancy used to bestow on her Ronnie. (TradiTION! Tradition!) But "Mike Pence is up to his albino eyebrows**" in the campaign shenanigans & lies (ObstrucTION! Obstruction) of the Trump transition team. ** phrase coined by Sean Comiskey Speaking of Donald's coif - he -Will regret using so much hairspray when he discovers it's a fire accelerant. (Nobody knew this before. It's science. I'm, like, smart, my uncle taught at MIT) I'm not sure that the very real California secession talk means seceding from the USA. I think it means that there are parts of California that want to break off & form another state - so secede from California. Some people have already picked out a new name for this potential North California state: Jefferson. The only benefit I could see of Cali splitting up is that they'd have more representation in the Senate. Twice this year & at least once in 2017, Air Force One waited on the tarmac for over an hour without any explanation. Trump was expected at rallies each time. Why the delay? According to an Administration source *cough* Omarosa *cough* Trump had bathroom mishaps. Yes. & Ugh. He shit his pants. Watch him now - he wears adult diapers. And sorry, but they're not full of bologna! He's either going to resign or die. He's a 72 year old obese man who eats garbage, sleeps 4 hours a night, rages another 4 & he's probably on amphetamines. (No one sniffs that much without some sort of bump...) It's quite possible that he almost did pull an Elvis & die on the toilet - covfefe! - but Mike Pence was all too happy to give him mouth to anus resuscitation. Donald J Trump & (if you're a spineless Libertarian) Rand Paul are both on the record that the US economy does better under Democrats than it does under Republicans. Shall I repeat that? Or do you want audio/video? So. Who's lying? You? Trump? Randy Black Eyes? MAGAts gonna MAGAt. Their Saints are Reagan & W. But Jimmy Carter created more jobs per year in office than Reagan & W COMBINED. Trump started his administration riding the Obama wave - but it's not looking all that grand coming into our 4th quarter here, is it? Bubba with gut. You're trolling. Or you're ignorant. The "Lib controlled House" doesn't get seated until January 2019. Accusations are not proof. But DO, Keep muddying the waters. Create chaos, it's what enemies of the US want. It's not about POSTS about the Russians hacking the 2016 elections, twit. It's about US INTELLIGENCE GATHERING AGENCIES saying Russians hacked the 2016 election. They have reasons to conclude that. Reasons called PROOF. You Rethugs cry foul - but you aren't crying for ALL THE VOTES TO BE COUNTED. Rethugs SUCK at Democracy. Not hearing much from the Reich Wing about their own "FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!" SUREFIRE INTELLIGENCE reports that Mueller & Avenatti are wife beaters. (The call came from Cernovichs' basement) Alex Jones & Rush Limbaugh & Steve Doocey ejaculate what's left of their brains over the news. I bet it's today. AFTER Trump gets mocked by Marines for his Veterans Day laziness. I DEFINITELY think that Trump will resign. He never wanted the job in the 1st place. His thing was sniping from the cheap seats, not actually PRODUCING anything. Sure, he can produce a LOT of bullshit & hot air, but that. is. all. The only time he gets any 'love' is when he holds his own rallies. He's not invited to weddings, he's been disinvited to FUNERALS, he's not going to the Kennedy Center Honors. He's not high brow. He's low. It's not like he's hosting YoYo Ma or Pablo Casals at the Trump White House. Lin-Manuel Miranda isn't trying out his new play at the Trump White House. No. Trump gets Kid Rock & Ted Nugent & their idea of FUN is posing in front of Hillary's portrait & making silly faces. Drip, drip, drip - all his "friends" are leaving him but TICK...TICK...TICK... here comes MUELLER! Nope. He'll resign. He'll claim Melania is sick or something. He'll declare Victory -(& even the pro-Trump crowd who hears him say this will break into laughter) No. Trump will take his ball & go home*** Before he goes, he'll attack the Free Press, our Free Elections, our system of Law & Order, he'll blast the courts & even SCOTUS decisions. Scorched earth. Home? Where? Not welcome in Trump Tower. So where will he go? To Mar-A-LaGOFUCK YOURSELF? No. Press Secretaries are paid by the taxpayers. It's their duty to tell the truth - be it filtered with the Administration's messaging. Stop with the Benghazi thing, will you? There WAS an anti-Mohammed video released prior to the MULTIPLE attacks on the Anniversary of 9/11. It was called "Innocence of Muslims" & the authors of the video still have not explained why they released it - unfinished - directly to the internet at a volatile time on a night of chaos across the continent, across the Arab world. And bullshit. They DO know where Obama was during "Benghazi" - or are you saying that Obama secretly flew to Libya & personally killed Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Ty Woods & Glenn Doherty? Adjust your tin foil hat. The REPUBLICANS held 10 investigations after 60 committee meetings on Benghazi. No indictments. So you're saying that Republicans are just too incompetent to get to the truth that you want? The jerkiest Press Secretary - prior to Sarah Huckabee - was Dana Perino. Someone asked her a question that referred to The Bay of Pigs. She said she didn't know what the Bay of Pigs was because - get this - SHE HADN'T BEEN BORN YET. And lest anyone accuse me of attacking female Press Secretaries, let me state that CJ Cregg was the best that there ever was - one step ahead of Pierre Salinger. Encephalitis is an inflammation of the brain. Dearie, you need not to worry you'll suffer from it. One has to have an actual BRAIN to get it. How about POTUS puts Melania's papers where his mouth has been. Trump has been screeching about people entering illegally. Trump PROMISED that Melania would show all her paperwork to prove that she didn't enter the US illegally. But Trump LIED about Melania's intellect. He said she was an architect who graduated from one of the top tiered Slovenian Architecture schools (sorry . . HA . . . I just laughed too hard I spilled my water . . .) but - turns out? She never finished a year of studies there. So those papers WILL prove interesting. SatAn2016, would you hold your breath while Trump gathers all that evidence? BTW? I'd take 10 Jesus Menbrenos into this country if just one SATAN2016/Trump stain would leave. Jesus M wants to work & Stain just seems to sit around message boards all day spreading ugliness - like a stain. OUT! SPOT, OUT! How about POTUS puts Melania's papers where his mouth has been. Trump has been screeching about people entering illegally. Trump PROMISED that Melania would show all her paperwork to prove that she didn't enter the US illegally. But Trump LIED about Melania's intellect. He said she was an architect who graduated from one of the top tiered Slovenian Architecture schools (sorry . . HA . . . I just laughed too hard I spilled my water . . .) but - turns out? She never finished a year of studies there. So those papers WILL prove interesting. SatAn2016, would you hold your breath while Trump gathers all that evidence? BTW? I'd take 10 Jesus Menbrenos into this country if just one SATAN2016/Trump stain would leave. Jesus M wants to work & STAIN2016 seems to just sit around message boards all day spreading her misery - an ugly stain. And tick . . . tick . . . tick . . . Mueller is still on the job. Trump's attitude is not going to get better. My prediction is that Trump resigns over "Health Reasons" & that when Mueller's report comes out, Mike Pence will be shown to have been complicit in the obstruction & he will either be impeached or he'll resign before impeachment (which may or may not involve the testimony of some choir boys) & then Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi becomes the 1st female POTUS. Lady-Leopard. SMDH. High energy Trump? <----That is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen written about BLOTUS. The man wanted to have an ESCALATOR built to carry him up to Air Force One rather than use the stairs & he uses a GOLF CART to get from the entrances of arenas to bring him to the stage. In France, on the Veterans Memorial - he couldn't walk one-eighth the length of the honor-parade route whereas other (spryer!) leaders walked twice. Check out the man's schedule every day! [url] https://factba.se/topic/calendar [/url] For the past 2 days, he doesn't present himself until 930, where he ZONED out on his INTELLIGENCE briefings (BTW? NONE of them mention that Caravan) & then he has NOTHING ON HIS CALENDAR after 1pm. That TOILET PAPER he carried on his shoe up the stairs to Air Force One had more energy than Trump. That UMBRELLA he left on the top of the stairs to circle in the wind had more energy than Trump? But he tweets! Yeah, THAT'S exhausting! High energy? And (cough) Lady? You attack dteam for name-calling? Have you SEEN t-Rump's tweets? Do you think they're the very model of decorum & decency? Do you read for content? Loser, Low IQ, Horseface, Nasty, Scum, Low Life, Ugly, Stupid. <--- that was just last week. The reality is that this country cannot bear the gross & deliberate ignorance of voters like you, (cough) Leopard Lady. There are facts out there. Schedules. There are pictures, audio, video & his own TWEETS readily available to be accessed - yet you ignore them. That's fine. They do say ignorance is bliss. So you SHOULD be ecstatic! But you're not. You're angry. Did you skip a meal or something? You're here blissfully unaware of your own ignorance. A rusty doorknob or a block of moldy cheese has more value than the words you posted here. Particularly since they're dying from apoplexy. If the black man in the White House didn't do it, then Trump's daily mind fucks making them twist & bendover to defend EVERYTHING what's left of their brains and body were against. Family Values? TRUMPED! Honoring the Military? TRUMPED! Honor, decency, truth & justice? TRUMPED! What ideas to Rethugs have besides "Cut taxes" & "Deregulate?" Whenever *I* ask Rethugs 'what SPECIFIC regulations do you want to go?' they cannot say. Ever. The idea that Republicans are the party of fiscal conservatism is laughable. TRICKLE DOWN FAILED. See Kansas. Compare to California. Do your fucking homework. Rethugs create fiscal messes & Dems clean it up. What's good about Rethugs? They gave us the Great Depression, Watergate, Iran/Contra, Trickle Down-voodoo economics, ignoring warnings before THREE attacks in Beirut in 11 months, Bush v Gore, ignoring 79+ warnings bin Laden was set to attack the US prior to 9/11, lying us into the IRAQ War, outing a CIA operative, "Mission Accomplished", GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE, unprecedented obstruction, presided over 2 of the most "Do-Nothing" Congresses, Merrick Garland, ignoring warnings of 17 Intelligence agencies that Russia was engaging in systematic cyber attacks - now Trump. The ONLY reason the GOP still exists is that you have a propaganda department and it's loud & it preaches to the perpetually stupid. SMDH History will not recall the GOP proudly.