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I finally threw in the towel halfway. Attempted to watch it on probably six different occasions (5-10 minutes each time before I'd turn it off again) and then finally accepted the fact that this movie isn't funny and isn't for me. It shouldn't feel like a chore to get through a movie, which this one did. This movie is incredibly dialogue-heavy with the characters talking, talking, talking while barely *doing* anything at all. No clue how it has a 7.8/10 on imdb.
A better question is: How does this man consider himself a standup comedian? I swear I've never heard him say anything even remotely LOL funny. Yet when he gets onto the subject of standup comedy he WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT and he acts as if he's up there with the greats. It's bewildering.
I'm observing. But it does come off as desperate or trying too hard, yes.
I've noticed. It's so stupid though because it usually wouldn't block their face(s) anyway and only makes the scene more unrealistic. They take the headrests out too.
Funny--I'm watching the credits roll as I type this...with it muted because of those f'ing annoying minions. My ears have had ENOUGH. I'm exhausted.
I've never seen Godzilla but this movie isn't too dark. If it was, I wouldn't have recommended watching it! It looks stupid good.
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BINGO! END THE FED
I couldn't get past the one-hour mark of LOA either. Perhaps I need Adderall.
It's playing in the background as I type this. 25 minutes to go and I can't wait for it to be over. Talk about DREARY and unrealistic. "Based on a true story"? Yea! VERY loosely!
I wouldn't put it past him! He's clearly a sick, twisted fuck. Jeffrey Dahmer allegedly fed some of his victims to his neighbor(s) in the form of a sandwich.
Okay but tongues are just meat and can be frozen or refrigerated like any other meat. And the psychopath dude appears to be merely *pretending* to cut into that roast before he hands the vegetarian the fork with a piece of meat that had already been lying there next to the roast. That's what made me think it was pre-orchestrated. Then he made the comment "It's my favorite part of the roast!" which could've been a sick inside joke for himself and his wife.
I roll my eyes when movies devolve into car chases, gun shootouts and explosions. Not my thing.
The last 30 minutes of this remake devolved into yet another Hollywood shoot 'em up, complete with explosions and hanging precariously from ledges. Unbelievably lame. So sad! I loved the first 2/3 of the movie with all of the psychological games but the final 1/3 really shit the bed once everyone just started pointing guns at one another.
OMG Melania's on MovieChat! Hi, Melania! How is your poosie?
The more dick the better! Sorry your dainty sensibilities ruined your ability to enjoy this movie.
How dare you.
If only that were true. These sequels are always putting some pouty little bratty snot in them (in this case that Ortega girl) in order to appeal to Gen Z'ers.
Original: 9/10
This mess: 3/10.
Tim Burton should be embarrassed.
I thought the same thing: That this felt more like an episode of a series rather than a feature film. And Jenna Ortega's character was completely unlikable and insufferable. I knew even from the trailer that I was gonna hate her Gen Z bullshit and indeed I did. I kept praying her character would be beheaded and die, never to be seen or heard from again. No such luck.