Gary: What the *beep* are you doing here?
Barry the Baptist: What the *beep* are YOU doing here?
Unbeatable!
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Gian Marco Maffei
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i absolutely love it when the four guys have hidden in the flat and are taking the money wearing balaclavas, and soap yells "ON THE FLOOR!" Just the fact that its soap and the way he delivers it makes me crack up every time
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Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya
"New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it" - Sawyer, LOST
Barry the Baptist: *beep* northern monkeys!
Lenny: I hate these *beep* southern fairies!
I nearly died from laughter
lol lol lol
I thought when Rory Breaker said to Nick the Greek : ' In fact you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive Nick'. That was absolutely hilarious.
shareI like the scene where Barry and the two hired guys are at the striptease bar, distracted by the dancer, then Barry looks the guys:
"Right. Where was we?"
Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now *beep* off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's *beep* it,' says the guy. 'That's *beep* what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.
The fact this was subtitled was funny...
Two of my favorites:
"Planks of wood. I'm working with *beep* planks of wood."
"I didn't know you were a removals man Plank."
I don't know what's more worrying. The job, or your past.
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