Funniest line?
Gary: What the *beep* are you doing here?
Barry the Baptist: What the *beep* are YOU doing here?
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any line could be the best, and any character could be the best. it is simply the best movie ever!
"when you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop"
"I *beep* hate traffic wardens"
and then evryone starts beaten on him!
brilliant
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Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average *beep*
Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a *beep* rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Great, great movie.
Dog
"Planks are wood, im working with fvking planks of wood"
"What the fvck was that?....that was the Bren gun"
"where the fvck did she come from...."
dog: paul, what's that?
paul: it's a traffic warden.
dog: i can see it's a *beep* traffic warden. what's he doing in the back of the van?
paul: he was gonna call the cozzers.
it cracks me up that they are very calm during this convo :D
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You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
Where do we hide?
Don't complicate things, just hide!
D'you want a medal? I'll shoot you in the throat if I don't get my ganja back.
What'd you shoot 'em with, an air rifle?
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Look... we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
Rory: You don't... say.
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Winston: "What is that?", Willie: "Thats Gloria", Winston: " Yes I know thats Gloria but what is that!?"
I hate signatures
One of the funniest bits is
Winston: We grow copious ammounts of ganjah, yeah?
Willie: [grins] Yeah.
It's probably not meant to be but this film is hilarious when you're stoned, more so than usual I mean.
We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family
Definitely ..
Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: : No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a *beep* rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in there! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joes Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
Take this over to Snow White and the three little chemists, they should have a gander at that...
shareShotguns? You mean guns that fire shot?
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Soap to Tom after looking at the antique gun: I feel safer with a chicken drum-stick.
shareWinston, eating something out of a tin
You guys, you've got to realise who this chap is. He's a fu*king lunatic. If he gets the slightest inkling that we are not throwing straight dice, you-and fu*k it, me- are going to know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.
"You're not funny Tom, you're fat, and look asthough you should be, but you're not"
*plane fly's overhead* "Jeeesus!"
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