Gary: What the *beep* are you doing here?
Barry the Baptist: What the *beep* are YOU doing here?
Unbeatable!
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Gian Marco Maffei
"Bar steward, can we have a coupla drinks, please."
share"I'll find you... I'll find you."
"What the f__k do you think this is? Hide and seek?"
Best comeback.
"You asked for a cocktail."
"I asked you for a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a f__cking rainforest!"
Soap's lines were pretty good...
"They're still f__king guns, and they still fire f__king bullets!"
"I think we need knives. Big, f__ck-off shiny knives... Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
"I don't know what worries me more. This job, or your past."
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What d'you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, c'mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric. 🐭
They've all been said before. This is my go-to film for quips.
Only one other quote comes close "What, with these feet?". (Porridge, for those wondering)
Rarely a week goes by without me or Mrs. Lilac saying "You may now enlighten me".
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"Sorry, didn't know your Father"
"Never mind son, carry on like that and you just might meet him"
Brilliant film. Could watch it a dozen times a day.
'tler
I was considering giving this a rewatch. Seen it thrice already, time for the 4th one. So came on here! There are so many golden ones, I've been laughing for the past 30 minutes reading these messages.
My favorites: "Guns for show, knives for a pro." "I don't know what's more worrying, the job or your past"
The entire dildo idea.
And my absolute favourite line from the movie, in the end when Big Chris says "One last thing, it's been emotional"
"...just do as i say and keep the *beep* cage LOCKED!".
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