Funniest line?

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In a movie loaded with funny quotes, it's hard to pick, but here goes:

Barry: "If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, or sharing a bed with the Anti-Christ, you better get those guns back, QUICK!"

Bacon: "I asked you for a refreshing drink, not a f()cking rain forest. You could fall in love with an Orangutang in there!"

Ed: "So, the only thing that connects us to the case are the two guns locked in your car, which is just outside? Tom, you're a dick!"

Harry: "Gentlemen, this is cards. Men play cards. If you wanna talk soft, go to the f()cking hairdressers!"

Gary: "Oh, you mean guns that fire shots?"
Barry: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation; yeah, that's right, guns that fire shots."

Ed: "You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions?"





Here's to the health of Cardinal Puff.

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From the directors cut:

Ray the bartender: "Now, JD is a better player but Harry is a sh!t and a cheat."



Bacon: "I asked you for a refreshing drink, not a f()cking rain forest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in there."


Eddy: "Tom, you're a dick!"


Barry the Baptist: "If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, or sharing a bed with the antichrist, you'd better get those guns, QUICK!"



Here's to the health of Cardinal Puff.

This from Rory Breaker:

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if
I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget
anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very
hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything I have said. Because if you don't, I'll kill you. Now, Mr Bubble and
Squeak. You may now enlighten me.