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women want mahogany...

posted 5 months ago by AndyKing1967 (39880)
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it's super obvious if you examine the facts, and history:

- KINGS (the top men) used to have mahogany in their palace rather than some desperate sheep herder's grass hut. let's be real.

- droves of women line up for mahogany.

- dating apps have proven, and also related studies, and also also the obvious truth by using your own eyes, that ALL WOMEN would prefer mahogany*, the kings, the winners, the rich, healthy and successful. long/short they are driven to desire mahogany from the best of the best stock. that drive is hard wired but for another discussion elsewhere.
* it doesn't matter what they VERBALLY TELL YOU, because that doesn't always match reality

If men are wealthy enough to be able to afford to pay for mahogany, and the women are fine with that then, mahogany is the desired state of natural furnishing.

Am I in favor of this? Oh, hell no. But I'm not blind to the overwhelming evidence that the natural desired state.... FROM WOMEN THEMSELVES..... is mahogany.

[–] nyctc7 (44119) 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSrzfCKMCHE

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78637) 5 months ago

I have actually met a few women that did not want wood at all and yes, it was rather awkward to be told this when I asked them out🥸

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21724) 5 months ago

That does sound awkward! Lol

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78637) 5 months ago

It’s happened to me at least twice.

One was a very petite and cute blonde from Alabama I met shooting pool in Yonkers and two others were a Brunette couple in a North Bronx pub that I was too stupid to realize were ‘together.’

Hey, he who dares wins…but sometimes gets shot down as well😄

[–] fourlemons (3698) 5 months ago

So you've got some mahogany. So what? Do you have any leather bound books?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78637) 5 months ago

He’s as English as Big Ben, of course he’s got a boat load of leather bound books. Most of them are the collections of ‘Letters To Penthouse’ but still, pretty classy!

[–] fourlemons (3698) 5 months ago

😂🤣😂🤣

[–] AndyKing1967 (39880) 5 months ago

You said you wouldn’t mention that.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78637) 5 months ago

Sorry dude!

‘Dear Penthouse, I can’t believe this really happened to me but here we go…’

😆

[–] AndyKing1967 (39880) 5 months ago

‘I don’t normally do this sort of thing, but….’

[–] nyctc7 (44119) 5 months ago

Thou shall respect ALL wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo98TJFSErU

[–] FootOfDavros (8717) 5 months ago

😂 Haha! Sounds like you know where you're going to...

[–] samoanjoes (58658) 5 months ago

But do they want cream pies?

[–] AndyKing1967 (39880) 5 months ago

Everybody loves cream pie.

[–] mikethemartian (7005) 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63KRa6_y71w

[–] Wint3rFir3 (7400) 5 months ago

Lol I think women do like mahogany generally. Not sure the majority do, and I'm a fan of the lighter wood types, so birch and beech (and probably any other type sounding close to the word bitch really), but I think I'm in the minority.