Fuck Walmart, and fuck every other retailer trying to push Christmas shopping into September
Hey! We’re giving you Black Friday pricing NOW, except for when we’re not. Screw Jesus, He doesn’t matter. What makes you think that Christmas is about Our Lord and Savior?? Christmas is about consuming, drinking, and watching millionaires play football on TV. Yay, Christmas!!
I’ve been silent on this issue till now, but this advertising bullshit is beyond the pale. It is NOT “the most wonderful time of the year.” It is the Mammon time of the year, the Dionysian time of the year. Buy! Consume! Spend! Indulge!
I am convinced that everyone who works in insurance is going to hell, and I think that those who make choices in retail marketing are close behind.
And, no, Jesus will not visit you in hell.