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What's the best way to murder someone?


1. Poison
2. Gun
3. Knife

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Feed them to pigs

https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM

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Great movie.
Love itđź‘Ť

Oddly enough I’ve read about this before and I learned that a fully grown 200-300 pound Hog can turn a human body into fertilizer in a couple of hours, bones and all of the innards included!

They say only the teeth, the wedding band and the wristwatch will be left, those wont digest. The pigs will shit that stuff out.

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That's how Robert Pickton got away with it for so long, as well as only being convicted for 6 murders.

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He did come to mind. He supposedly killed about 4 Dozen people but they only got him on the 6 where some remains or physical evidence was found on his farm.

He allegedly fed most of his victims to his pigs and those pigs seem to have an amazing digestive system…all of the evidence was just mush when the hogs got through ingesting it.

At least he’ll die alone in a cold dark box but it’s really sad for all those families of the missing girls, not having any answers about what happened.

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He was charged with 26 or 27, and I think he admitted to 49, but suspected of over 60.

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https://youtu.be/Rj4Tl850GxA

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It's difficult to be a Canadian and not know all about this case.

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He was at least as insane and lethal as Gary Ridgway and that’s saying a lot.

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Fantastic movie.

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A volcano would be an ideal weapon but it might be hard to conceal under my jacket and possibly difficult to aim.

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The problem with that idea is... getting close enough to the lava to dispose of your corpse! You can't exactly walk to the edge of a lava flow carrying a corpse, I mean human corpses are heavy and it's not like the Moviechatterers are fit enough to both carry corpses and dodge lava bombs, the edges of even the most tame lava flows are unstable and hot enough to melt your shoes, and if you stood right at the edge of a lava river the air would be too hot for you to breathe. Most people who have ever been directly above a convenient lake or river of lava, including myself, have done so with a helicopter... and YOU try to shove a corpse out of a helicopter without the pilot noticing!

So you'd really have to learn to fly a helicopter and then be brave enough to fly your helicopter over the lava at night, because if you try to dispose of your corpse when the visibility is good then there will be the risk of being seen by a tourist or vulcanologist. And if you happen to live on a continent where there's no convenient lava flows, such as North America, I want to hear how you're getting your volcano-bound corpse through customs...

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Kindness...nah screw that, just make it look like an accident. Like a fall down a staircase or something casual, no weapon necessary so no investigation needed.

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I remember old detective shows where the killer fiddled around with the victim’s auto brake lines…I wonder if that ever really happened or if it would even work.

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I feel like that would be the first thing they checked if someone was in a car accident, but I'm positive someone's tried it because it happened in so many crime shows lol.

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Why would you ask that question like that alone OP and not worry that this may cause suspicion and make some assume you are really planning on killing someone in real life for real????

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Drop them in the gloppitta-gloppitta machine.

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Bomb.

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By killing them.

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