This is the best analogy I've come up with to describe a ton of nudity in an effort to improve a piece of shit movie.... It's like being at a theater, in the dark, and someone is masturbating you throughout the movie. It feels good, but you don't know who's doing the jerkin', but at the end, you think to yourself (as the lights come on)
"Good movie!"
If you look at how shitty movies are nowadays, they need stories like, "You get to see her boobs!" (especially if its an actress many like, especially if she has never shown her stuff in a movie)... I never saw the movie "Rumblefish", but I probably remember it because I kept reading "Halle Berry is topless!" and so it grosses 150 million worldwide. And I never even saw the piece of shit, not even a trailer!
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