Pizza

I have never had or seen corn on pizza. I also don't eat a lot so I could be wrong.

I've seen zucchini and artichoke and things like that.
Over here they call them artisan pizzas. Such a fancy name.

It does seem strange but I would think every country must have "their own" kinds of pizza.
She also mentioned it's not a typical crust. It's more of a flat bread type thing.
A lot of their pizzas don't use sauce. Just tomato slices. To me that's kind of a deal breaker.

Something is written in the stars not quite sure what it is though.
Why not pizza right ?

Inventive torture, Strat. I suggest augmenting it by looping the drum solo from Iron Butterfly's Ina-Gadda-Da-Vita, hooking it to a set of over-ear headphones, and slapping them on his noggin, volume LOUD. Did you know that a sound volume of 200 decibels or greater kills a human being?

Just the word pizza makes me hungry for a pizza! There is no such thing as a bad pizza. Well okay, some are better than others!

There is a local family owned Italian restaurant that makes the best pizza I have ever had. I heard that one of the secret ingredients in their sauce is a bit of rum. I'm not sure, but it's the best pizza.

I have had pizza in Rome and it's a lot different than the American style. It's a thinner crust and not heavy on the cheese, similar to the Margherita style.

I prefer the thin crust and no toppings other than some mushrooms. Recently I found a new recipe. It's just some sauce and diced romano tomatoes on a thin crust. Drizzle some olive oil on it and add fresh mozzarella. I like my pizza plain.

Now now calm down,are you tired?
You've had a busy day haven't you? Just run and get your pyjamas on and you can have some cookies (or biscuits as they are really called) to go with your cow lactation.
Or would you prefer some chips (crisps) or fries (chips),some candy (sweets) or soda (pop).
Then wash your hands under the faucet (or tap to give it it's correct name)
,brush your teeth and use floss but don't forget to put it in the garbage (rubbish) bin.

We won't even mentions fags and fannies.

No one has yet expressed love for white pizza, the kind with (usually) a melted topping of mixed cheeses, and is often enjoyed with a topping of shrimp Scampi sauce or clam sauce.

And what about pizza's cousin, the calzone, which often has the density of a boat anchor?

Milk goes into a calf.
That's a baby cow to you😜

Noted and it's hard to disagree.

To be fair you said "I've never seen such discrimination against a beverage before in my life." and you won't recall prohibition in your life will you?

You'd have just been a baby.