Cut her off back, with an 🪓

posted 2 days ago in General Discussion

There is no better day than Christmas Day to enjoy penis.

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

I do mercenary work on the side... for the right price.

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Black magic is for cravens. I just hit things with my axe 🪓

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

I have nothing to do with this. I swear.

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Uncanny post count.

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

It qualifies

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

If we are disparaging Saxons, count me in!

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

The place of my origin.

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Wise decision. They can sneak up on you

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

1. Yes all of them 2. Yes

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Shield Maiden. They don't masturbate, they decapitate.

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

I want pictures.

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Vikings are pirates too.

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Too small

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

It's missing. Have you seen it?

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Sometimes I would tuck my penis behind my legs and pretend I was a shieldmaiden. Although lately I haven't had to do that.

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

<spoiler>it's Viking advice</spoiler>

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Me too! What a coincidence

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Icebacks want to take our jobs

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion