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Rouge One 6.5/10
Soylo 5/10
The Fart Awakens 4/10
The Last Jedi Has Gas 1.5/10
They will bring him and Han back. They will have scene with cgi Leia. Fact.
It was done by Porsche
She is a princess. It will be revealed in EP IX. And then she will become the queen of the galaxy.
Did he shoot the cameo first?
She's probably Susan Boyle's daughter.
She was cloned from Aunt Beru's bones.
Yep. They're gonna announce to fire Kathleen Kennedy today.
We finally learn about Rey's parents. Intergalactic real estate agents who made HUGE money during the clone wars. She will defeat emo cuck Kylo BADLY and obliberate low energy Hux. She will make the universe great again. MUGA!
I'd pat Padme anytime
Gay Ewoks
Rain Dove and who else feels really bad? I am confused.
he botched Bond
gross
The Peaceful Guardians Of The Peaceful Galaxy Of Peace
*ribbit*
So in this analogy Rian Johnson is the white dwarf?
Portsmouth, 5 June 1944.
Supreme Allied Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower is about to greenlight the invasion of the Normandy by joint allied forces to liberate Europe from the hands of the Nazi empire lead by the malevolent Adolf Hitler.
Rose Tico enters the room and punches Eisenhower into a coma, yelling 'Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.'
The invasion is cancelled and Nazi Germany finally wins the war.
Star Wars - A New Hope
Helped by guidance from Obi-Wan's ghost, Luke wants to use the Force to destroy the Death Star moments before it can fire on the Rebel base.
Rose enters the trench with her X Wing and bumps into Luke's.
Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.
Yavin IV gets blown to pieces.
Dark Knight Rises
With no way to stop the detonation, Batman uses the Bat to haul the nuclear bomb far over the bay, where it is safely to explode. Before takeoff, Rose opens the door and hauls Batman out of the Bat.
Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.
The bomb explodes killing everyone in Gotham.