I noticed it in the beach scene where Cameron and Lesie start running after her. I couldn't help but notice how toned Cameron looked compared to Kate. Not to mention Kate's body shape is terrible. She has nice boobs though.
You know, Cameron Diaz may be skinny, but she also has a boxy body - especially for someone who never had a child. She has a big ribcage, very slim hips and no real waistline:
I've noticed Cameron's boxy body for many years, but she's skinny so people speak glowingly of her "amazing" body.
Kate Upton may not have a big booty or an hourglass waist/hip ratio, but so what? She has piercing, sexy eyes, a very cute face, nice skin, and tits that don't quit. If she has a boxy shape or skinny chicken legs...well beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously there are a lot of people that don't notice or don't mind those "flaws."
Giselle is another model who got famous for her large breasts (implants) despite the fact that she had no hips to speak of.
In her modeling shots, Giselle was always sticking out her hip and butt, trying to give the illusion that she had something going on down there, but she was very boxy, straight up & down.
As to the person with the alien avatar who keeps posting in this thread: Really, get a life. If you don't like Kate Upton, then click off her photos. Why keep posting over and over how hideous and misshapen she is... Is something wrong with you? Waaaayy too much time on your hands to devote to "bringing down" someone whose body you disapprove of. OMG WTF??? There is a great variety of beauty in this world - women are not objects, they don't have to look cookie-cutter, like they've just come off the assembly line of perfection. So shut the eff up, you big weirdo. Policing women's figures? Villifying them because there mid-section doesn't look like you think it should??? You friggin Body Nazi.
You know, Cameron Diaz may be skinny, but she also has a boxy body - especially for someone who never had a child. She has a big ribcage, very slim hips and no real waistline:
Good GOD! You're right! It's like looking at twins!
Try to keep three VERY important things in mind here:
1. Diaz has never tried to pass herself off as a pro swimsuit model, UNLIKE UPTON! 2. Diaz is TWO DECADES OLDER than Upton in those pics. 3. Upton also has "never had a child."
Kate Upton may not have a big booty or an hourglass waist/hip ratio, but so what?
"But so what?????"
Why don't you ask that question to all the magazines who've been bribed into putting her boxy booty on their pages? After all, they're the ones putting all the photoshop man-hours into fixing her "booty" and giving her an hourglass shape:
Why keep posting over and over how hideous and misshapen she is...
Because Upton's idiotic apologists (LIKE YOU!) keep spouting the same BS excuses/arguments... over and over.
DUH!
Is something wrong with you? Waaaayy too much time on your hands to devote to "bringing down" someone whose body you disapprove of. OMG WTF???
You know what? You're absolutely right!
Thanks to your Dr. Phil-esque words of encouragement, I'm now thinking of devoting more of my time to far more productive endeavors, like perhaps obsessing over shows like "The Real Housewives," "The Bachelorette" and "Survivor."
What do you think?
There is a great variety of beauty in this world
Yep, and Upton isn't ANY of them!
AGAIN, keep in mind that all the magazines she appears in agree with me on that!
they don't have to look cookie-cutter, like they've just come off the assembly line of perfection
FFS! HER APPEARANCE IS HER PROFESSION!
This turd is attempting to pass herself off as a pro swimsuit model!... And YES, part of the job requirements is indeed to look like "they've just come off the assembly line of perfection."
Policing women's figures? Villifying them because there mid-section doesn't look like you think it should??? You friggin Body Nazi.
(LMAO!!! @ "Body Nazi!")
Once more (and for the last time), I remind you that all the magazines that this misshapen turd appears in are also backhandedly "vilifying" her by cropping/editing/morphing every single one of her pics.
Because Upton's idiotic apologists (LIKE YOU!) keep spouting the same BS excuses/arguments...
And so vexed are you by this most pernicious menace2humanity- poverty, world hunger, the appearance of antibiotic resistant bacterias... such mild glitches of modern life truly don't even begin to hold a candle to how much any given pic of Kate Upton may have been photoshopped- nearly every post you've made for miles in sight has been either on this board or The Other Woman. The latter( based upon the minute sampling of your output I was able to get through without dozing off, anyway)consisting entirely of gripes over the TRAILER and Kate being cast to begin with. Of course, such mundane tasks as the occasional trip to the multiplexes is doubtless hampered by the sheer heroism of days, weeks even glued to a keyboard collecting pictures of a gal you "hate"...
I agree with the OP. Kate's midsection looks like those women who are pregnant but still have good bodies. All those scenes with her in that white bikini were not flattery to her. But she looked great with clothes on.
I agree with the OP. Kate's midsection looks like those women who are pregnant but still have good bodies. All those scenes with her in that white bikini were not flattery to her. But she looked great with clothes on.
Don't forget her chicken legs and flabby ass.
There are a lot of healthy women with amazing curves which make them look sexy in bikini. Kate Upton got nothing going for her except for her breasts.
IMO...she should keep her clothes on, looks much better that way.
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em745 - I've been reading your posts and you sound like a real hateful and bitter person. What's you're deal?? You seem to be going to extreme lengths to brainwash people into thinking she's ugly. I feel sorry for you because you sound like a real sad person. Did she sleep with your husband or something? Get a life.
Why don't you post a pic of yourself so we can have a laugh? The point is she doesn't pass herself off as a swimsuit model. She IS a swimsuit model you moron. So what if daddy got her the job or she bribed someone for the job or the media is making her out to be hotter than she is?? Why do you give a beep? How does it affect your life surfing for pics of women and comparing them like a madam working a brothel. You are one sad piece of *beep* and this entire thread is pathetic. Everyone is different and if someone finds her beautiful, who gives a crap? You are one bitter and pathetic human being and I get the feeling that you're a chick. Not sure if that makes you more pathetic. Shame on the rest of you for listening to her slandering comments about a woman's body. You're no better. I couldn't care less about upton being a supermodel by the way. I don't have to buy the magazines.
My "deal" is that I hate when people in this world get by solely on undeserved nepotism.
I hate how the media can so easily brainwash millions of sheeple into believing that this misshapen turd is the hottest thing to walk the planet. It's a testament to how many gullible idiots there are in this world. Sue me for hating that!
I hate seeing words like "curvy" and "gorgeous" being used to describe her. You can cry "beauty is subjective" or variations thereof all you want, but the fact remains that standards for beauty are still very much OBJECTIVE! When someone calls Kate Upton "curvy" or "gorgeous," then those words begin to lose all meaning. Might as well start calling Whoopi Goldberg gorgeous, and June Shannon curvy.
I hate seeing modeling standards go down the crapper in the name of politically correct "diversity," just to make the legions of out-of-shape soccer moms out there feel better about themselves. You don't see magazines like GQ and Men's Health catering to the egos of balding couch potatoes by putting "diverse" guys like Jason Alexander on their covers, do you?
Finally, I hate being branded a... "gay dude" by Upton's turdy, mouthbreathing white knights simply because I have [much] higher standards than they do.
THAT'S my "deal."
You seem to be going to extreme lengths to brainwash people into thinking she's ugly.
Well, she *IS* ugly, so who's brainwashing whom here?
All I'm doing is trimming the wool that's been pulled over their eyes... And it's working, despite what you might believe.
Did she sleep with your husband or something?
I'm a straight male, toots.
Why don't you post a pic of yourself so we can have a laugh?
My appearance is irrelevant. I'm not the one attempting to pass myself off as a model, you moron.
I'm not a pro tennis player either, so if Nadal is having a shi++y year am I not allowed to say so?... You moron?
So my dear, does your assessment of this "piece of crap" movie mean that you are some kind of movie producer? Of is this just more proof of how much of a *beep* moronic hypocrite you really are?
The point is she doesn't pass herself off as a swimsuit model. She IS a swimsuit model you moron.
If she "IS" swimsuit model material, then why the hell to they cover up all her [many] physical flaws and/or morph her a brand new body in every goddamn photo shoot?:
So what if daddy got her the job or she bribed someone for the job or the media is making her out to be hotter than she is??
Hmm... Aren't you playing both sides of the coin here? First you say "she doesn't pass herself off as a swimsuit model--she IS a swimsuit model"... yet you don't care whether that job was acquired thru fraudulent means.
This broad is the Lance Armstrong of modeling, plain and simple. (Question: Did you get your panties in this kind of a twist when people gave a "beep" over HIS fraudulent T-d-F wins?)
Everyone is different
Yes sweetie-pie, everyone is different... and that means NOT EVERYONE IS PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE! Consequently, that also means NOT EVERYONE HAS THE LOOKS TO BECOME A PRO SWIMSUIT MODEL!
if someone finds her beautiful, who gives a crap?
I'm sure there are chubby-chasing fetishists who find June Shannon utterly gorgeous. Does that mean she should be part of the VS Angels lineup?
Most people who find Upton "beautiful" are either referring to her tits or magazine pics that have been 'shopped-and-cropped to death.
You are one bitter and pathetic human being and I get the feeling that you're a chick. Not sure if that makes you more pathetic.
Toots, you are in *NO* position to lecture others on what's "pathetic."
Shame on the rest of you for listening to her slandering comments about a woman's body.
Technically that would be libeling, not "slandering"... And it's not libel/slander if it's true.
LOL! You Upton apologists can't even recognize the fact that all the magazines she appears in are also backhandedly "slandering" her by doing everything they can to hide her true shape (abundant photoshop, loose tops, crops, very specific poses and angles, etc.).
Finally, just a bit of friendly advice to ALL who are intent on engaging me on these forums:
1. Don't bring a pea shooter to a gunfight . 2. I don't shame easily, so the "you're a sad pathetic little person" type of deals are a waste of your time. 3. If you do choose to go the #2 route, be advised that I *WILL* go through your posting history; I *REALLY* get a kick out of exposing hypocrisy.
PS: One more thing fulci_fan, LEARN PROPER REPLY THREADING!!
Dumbass.
They say genius skips a generation. Mom's a genius, so I guess I'm a genius too reply share
Em, Em, Em... your nearly weeklong convalescence spent pondering whether you could come to grips with being just one of the at least half a million men on the planet enraptured by Ms. Upton and also destined-just like the rest of them(us)-to never have such full blooded lust consummated clearly hasn't sharpened your prowess as a logician nor elevated your verbal panache beyond that of a mildly clever 4th grader in the slightest.
1. Don't bring a pea shooter to a gunfight .
Herein the dilemma is simultaneously bizarre and hilarious: what does one do in the face of an opponent who mistakes nasal spray for a Desert Eagle and a pea shooter for a switchblade? In this, em, it's sobering to note that not even a hearty bolstering in said skills as a logician will do much to lift you out of such a conundrum.
2. I don't shame easily, so the "you're a sad pathetic little person" type of deals are a waste of your time.
Not a question of shame, really: anyone who gets off the hide a bed after over six days of licking his wounds only to walk no farther than the opposite side of Mommy's basement and flop down in front of the Dell for the express purpose of stockpiling photos of a woman he "hates"... well, that's a matter not acquiring sense easily, common or otherwise.
3. If you do choose to go the #2 route, be advised that I *WILL* go through your posting history; I *REALLY* get a kick out of exposing hypocrisy.
and propose a contest to fellow travelers here on IMDB; All available evidence-available in the links above-, indicates that any response to em replete with genuine trenchancy rather than like tactics i.e. dishing out such ingenious barbs as "moron", "idiot"; tragic when you consider he likely misspelled those very words before running Spellcheck, sends our resident aesthete into prolonged hiding, around six days give or take most lately. Anyone up to dishing out retorts that expands his retreat into Knight Rider fanfiction out to two weeks this time around, consider the game afoot!!
Wow em747, you sure seem to hate Kate Upton... did she pick on you in school or something? Clearly, Kate is a gorgeous woman. I don't know a single one of my friends who thinks otherwise and we all have different tastes in women.
The rack she has is an eyeful, but she has a very nice smile too and I think her body looks great in all the pics you linked. Does she get photoshopped? Yes, just like any other model on the planet... where have you been living the last 10 years, under a rock?
My "deal" is that I hate when people in this world get by solely on undeserved nepotism.
I hate how the media can so easily brainwash millions of sheeple into believing that this misshapen turd is the hottest thing to walk the planet. It's a testament to how many gullible idiots there are in this world. Sue me for hating that!
I hate seeing words like "curvy" and "gorgeous" being used to describe her. You can cry "beauty is subjective" or variations thereof all you want, but the fact remains that standards for beauty are still very much OBJECTIVE! When someone calls Kate Upton "curvy" or "gorgeous," then those words begin to lose all meaning. Might as well start calling Whoopi Goldberg gorgeous, and June Shannon curvy.
I hate seeing modeling standards go down the crapper in the name of politically correct "diversity," just to make the legions of out-of-shape soccer moms out there feel better about themselves. You don't see magazines like GQ and Men's Health catering to the egos of balding couch potatoes by putting "diverse" guys like Jason Alexander on their covers, do you?
Finally, I hate being branded a... "gay dude" by Upton's turdy, mouthbreathing white knights simply because I have [much] higher standards than they do.
THAT'S my "deal."
I don't know a single one of my friends who thinks otherwise
Which Kate Upton do your friends find gorgeous, the REAL one on the left, or the FICTITIOUS, hyper-photoshopped one on the right?
and I think her body looks great in all the pics you linked
Says YOU!
What about your pals? Are THEY as blind as you are, and/or have abysmal standards like you do?
The rack she has is an eyeful
Her 34D's look more impressive than they are because she deliberately stuffs herself in bikinis that are a few sizes too small. It's all part of the smoke-and-mirrors act to draw attention away from the rest of her misshapen body.
but she has a very nice smile too
Oh sure, if you're into gummy yellow toddler teeth and mustaches.
I think her body looks great in all the pics you linked.
There are all sorts of really weird fetishes. Yours just happens to be women with mustaches, ugly gummy smiles, lardy barrel guts, chicken legs, and backsides that are indistinguishable from a man's.
Me, I prefer women with curvy, FEMININE shapes (on the right):
Over 10 days absent before being dragged back in by the bilge rats, eh em? Must concede to being impressed, for I was pretty convinced that you'd resolve to continue as a posterchild for dissemblance on another thread. Let it never be said that you're bereft of audacity.
Might as well start calling Whoopi Goldberg gorgeous
To somebody out there, she is gorgeous. The fact that you can't wrap that pea sized brain of yours around the fact that everyone else is entitled to their own opinion just as you are yours is just plain pathetic. I think there are plenty of models much hotter than her, but I don't get all bent out of shape when someone has a different taste than my own.
Out of all the people who post on IMDb, you are indeed the saddest most pathetic one I have come across, which is saying A LOT.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself- Omar Little
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em745 - As I said, you're a sad, sad little chicky. I know you're a broad because only a broad would spend an entire day on a reply. I think you need to go out a get laid and you might be less bitter. I admit I've put down some actresses that I don't feel deserve the attention they get but you take this to an entire new level. You sound like you personally hate this woman. Pathetic.
At least I got the last word on this. Maybe she decided to go out and get laid after all. Maybe if she keeps her 2 hands busy she won't be able to type all that hateful garbage. I still think Upton must have banged her boyfriend.
....Maybe she decided to go out and get laid after all. Maybe if she keeps her 2 hands busy she won't be able to type all that hateful garbage. I still think Upton must have banged her boyfriend
Most disquieting aspect of this entire abomination, fulci; i'm pretty sure the above entitled is in fact a heterosexual male and in the unfortunate event of this being somehow indicative of the trajectory of contemporary masculinity... well, Oberrman, Tom Leykis, and The Steve Wilkos Show may be the tip of the iceberg yet. Visit the following should you wish to join the expedition to put-in this case at least- this all to rest once and for all:
Her body does not live up to the hype. She has a long flabby midsection, skinny stick calves, a misshapen behind and her navel location is 2 inches higher than it should be. Her hips begin way too high also and then run straight down which ruins the traditional hourglass shape. From the chest up she is OK, she has a cute face. She does exude the "girl next door" vibe which is appealing. Her naturally ample breasts are what gets her all of the jobs.