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Kate Upton's Body is Sloppy as Hell


I noticed it in the beach scene where Cameron and Lesie start running after her. I couldn't help but notice how toned Cameron looked compared to Kate. Not to mention Kate's body shape is terrible. She has nice boobs though.

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i think she is very pretty and i didnt notice anything sloppy in her body and more power to her to be consdiered hot swimsuit model having a real body.

i can understand people complaining though since yes most of the times swimsuit models have more perfect barbie bodies but what if the industry wants to chnage that a little.


now everyone is into different types of beauty there are many who are not into bombshells and thats perfectly fine.
i guess the Op likes more the athletic skinny type.

there are some curvaceous bomsbhells i find very attractive like Sofia Vergara Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek and now Kate Upton but ususally im more iinto the classic princess type or statuesque beauties like

Catherine Zeta Jones
Nicole Kidman
Charlize Theron
Natalie Portman
Lily Collins
Diane Kruger
Kate Beckinsale.


perrefring those type of beauties doesnt make Kate Upton having a slopy body





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and more power to her to be consdiered hot swimsuit model having a real body.

Pity that the magazines she appears in pull every goddamn trick in the book to hide that "real" body:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg

but what if the industry wants to chnage that a little.

See pics above.

The industry does NOT want any "change."

The only reason she's in these magazines is because of her family's wealth and connections:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_and_Louis_Upton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Upton

i guess the Op likes more the athletic CURVY* type.

Again, see above pics.

Magazines are photoshoping the crap out of Upton's "sloppy" body so that it conformes to well established standards for attractiveness.

*FIFY
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/232995360

there are some curvaceous bomsbhells i find very attractive like Sofia Vergara Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek and now Kate Upton

You SERIOUSLY think Upton's blocky misshapen body is in the same league as Hayek's and Vergara's?!?!

http://i.imgur.com/WlzLLG6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/725BGtX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DEoCvhU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gJnRxIS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hO8tlDB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UP5mDvd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mQzLzlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/d52aOkI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zsbNJxB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lKN4sc1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OjxiyIM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M9c9KIA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2Y4Moe8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XZ2y2Dg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MCMJSeO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kNGZLAV.jpg




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Ok her bikini pics I admit looks like her body is not right for a model but her pictures on the red carpet with the red dress and the blue navy dress she looks as gorgeous as with Photoshop. Or the pictures you chose in a swimsuit are not her best angle.


I don't think she is misshapen and ok she doesn't have the perfect swimsuit body but like I said I think it's nice that there are models with more real bodies and I hope this continues.

Now on my other argument that you may not like Curvaceous woman forget it, I thought that's shy you didn't like her since many people don't like the curvaceous type and that's fine.


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Ok her bikini pics I admit looks like her body is not right for a model

OH! But it's a "real" body, isn't it?

but her pictures on the red carpet with the red dress and the blue navy dress she looks as gorgeous as with Photoshop.

You don't get it:

http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
The one on the right is 'shopped.

ALL the ones on the right are 'shopped:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg

And yeah, what a "gorgeous" "curvy" GUT!:
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg



Or the pictures you chose in a swimsuit are not her best angle.

Again with that lame-ass "bad angles" excuse!

Here's Upton's blocky misshapen ass compared with Katy Perry--a TRUE "curvy" woman!... Similar BMI's, similar "angles," and NO photoshop!:

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tue1ZhL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pCtuotP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xu7vww8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AF1HZgV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mnrFIqY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k1Vxu5J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0G6Eqm.jpg

I don't think she is misshapen and ok she doesn't have the perfect swimsuit body but like I said I think it's nice that there are models with more real bodies and I hope this continues.

So women with "perfect swimsuit bodies" don't have "real" bodies, eh?

And reading and comprehension a weak point with you?? I already said that her so-called "real" body is NOT the ones that appears in magazines! So your inane "real body" argument is pointless!

Now on my other argument that you may not like Curvaceous woman forget it...



Once again for the moron, a lesson on the definition of "curvy":

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/232995360


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em745: Got to say, I admire your patience trying to explain the 'Illusion of Upton' to the blind masses.

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em745: Got to say, I admire your patience trying to explain the 'Illusion of Upton' to the blind masses.

I tell ya, if Dirty Jobs were still on the air, I'd give Mike Rowe a call.


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Melissa McCarthy has a hot body.

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Melissa McCarthy has a hot body.


i can't wait to see someone post link after link trying to convince you otherwise.



***

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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i can't wait to see someone post link after link trying to convince you otherwise


No pics please! I dont want to lose my dinner!

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@aeentertainment,

Part's of Kate's body doesn't appear to be toned enough for the praise that she gets. I would never call her a perfect 10. I honestly think that if she was a minority female she would be called fat by Hollywood's standards and never considered for the part that she played in this movie just on body shape alone.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with Kate Upton's body? Look, I think shes pretty and I like her body just fine. I would date her in a minute, based on the physical aspect I've seen thus far. I also saw the infamous nude pics of her and wow... Her 'selfies' are better than most her photo shoots. Just being honest. As for her personality, which for me is 60% of the equation, I cant speak to that since I don't know her. She didn't have a lot to say in this movie but she was here to act, not model a swimsuit. In the real world, she would easily be the hottest girl in the room. Say what you will, I don't care, but that's a fact!

R E S I S T A N C E IS F U T I L E !

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Why is everyone so obsessed with Kate Upton's body?

You mean, why is everyone so CRITICAL OF Kate Upton's body?

Simple:

- She was supposedly cast as the "hot chick" in this film
- She's passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model IRL

...WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE LOOKS FOR EITHER!!

I would date her in a minute, based on the physical aspect I've seen thus far.

http://i.imgur.com/WlzLLG6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/725BGtX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DEoCvhU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gJnRxIS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hO8tlDB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UP5mDvd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mQzLzlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/d52aOkI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zsbNJxB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lKN4sc1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OjxiyIM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M9c9KIA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2Y4Moe8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XZ2y2Dg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MCMJSeO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kNGZLAV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4Nm8aB9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NqFkX7S.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SvdblJo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cz5uyyr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3bfHXKg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OmbTAge.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/McoYPFQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4utaUVg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Nu1bTon.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/D5OuAKD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9KRSVaH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1qoFhF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BDrrr3Z.jpg



As for her personality, which for me is 60% of the equation, I cant speak to that since I don't know her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDz8gqOqvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qieiaxyy96c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu9aJh4Cz-U



In the real world, she would easily be the hottest girl in the room.



See pics above.

Say what you will, I don't care



If you TRULY "don't care" then you will NOT reply to this post... that's a fact!




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Wow, man... Do you hate a perfect stranger so much that you would put this much effort into hurting her? I think shes well aware of who she is and doesn't need an internet troll to make her feel bad because she doesn't fit into the typical model paradigm. Does my opinion really matter that much or do you feel it necessary to bash her because she doesn't fit your idea of "hot?" Look how many models have health problems in order to keep super thin... They end up looking sickly or their bodies look like a 12 year old boys' in a bikini. Would you prefer her to be like that? I prefer a real woman, dude. She is a real woman with a real woman's figure and to me she is just as hot as any photo shopped runway model. If you object to her this much, perhaps you should just ignore her. I'm sure you will find other things on the internet to dislike.

By the way, when you DO see those hot SI swimsuit models, do you think that's really their perfect bodies? How much of it is real and how much is fake? Between photo shopping and plastic surgery, lipo, and god knows what else, give me a natural woman all day long.

R E S I S T A N C E IS F U T I L E !

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Oh, so you *DO* care!

I knew you did!



Wow, man... Do you hate a perfect stranger so much that you would put this much effort into hurting her?



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406 #232708406 (in red)

Criticizing some misshapen turd who's fraudulently passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model is NO different than criticizing some pro athlete who sucks at his sport... or one who "Armstrong'd" his way to the top.

I think shes well aware of who she is and doesn't need an internet troll to make her feel bad because she doesn't fit into the typical model paradigm.

Well then, the magazines she appears in are also "hurting her" by photoshopping the CRAP out of her misshapen body. So they must be "trolls" too, eh, dimwit?:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg

Does my opinion really matter that much or do you feel it necessary to bash her

Does my opinion really matter that much (it obviously DOES!) or do you feel some compulsory obligation to white-knight this misshapen turd?

because she doesn't fit your idea of "hot?"

She doesn't fit magazines' idea of "hot" either (see pics above).

Look how many models have health problems in order to keep super thin...

Upton ain't fat, you moron. She's MISSHAPEN!!

There are plenty of "fatter" women than Upton with FAR better SHAPES!

And speaking of "super thin":

http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M9c9KIA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg

Look at those GROSS/"super thin" chicken legs!

They end up looking sickly or their bodies look like a 12 year old boys' in a bikini.

Name me ONE pro swimsuit model whose body looks like a 12 year old boy.

I prefer a real woman, dude. She is a real woman with a real woman's figure

And I (as well as MOST men!) prefer a woman with an hourglass figure, and shapely legs and ass (the woman on the RIGHT!), not some fugly misshapen turd with chicken legs, a Hank Hill ass and a WEIRD gut shaped like a beer keg:

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tue1ZhL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pCtuotP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xu7vww8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AF1HZgV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mnrFIqY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k1Vxu5J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0G6Eqm.jpg

(Note: *NO* photoshop in any of these!... And Perry's BMI is probably identical to Upton's.)

and to me she is just as hot as any photo shopped runway model.

Too bad the magazines she appears in don't share your opinion!

If you object to her this much, perhaps you should just ignore her. I'm sure you will find other things on the internet to dislike.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406 #232708406 (in red)

By the way, when you DO see those hot SI swimsuit models, do you think that's really their perfect bodies?

This is what Miranda Kerr looks like WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP... OH!, and a year AFTER giving birth!:

http://i.imgur.com/rfUotfT.jpg

Bar Refaeli, CANDID pic:

http://i.imgur.com/OGRdoqq.jpg

Compared with Upton:

http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DEoCvhU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OjxiyIM.gif

How much of it is real and how much is fake?

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg

^^^ All the ones on the left are real.

Between photo shopping and plastic surgery, lipo, and god knows what else, give me a natural woman all day long.

Well, June Shannon is also all "natural." Do you want to "date" her as well?

And as women like Katy Perry, Bar Refaeli, etc. CLEARLY demonstrate, it is possible for a "natural woman" to be hot as hell. Kate Upton is a fugly, misshapen joke by comparison... that's a fact!


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You know, when I was a little boy I knew a kid in my class named Nick who has severe emotional problems. He projected his anger and madness on others in order to get any kind of attention he could. At first I was scared of him, then after a while I grew angry towards him for being such a jerk. Then one day, he finally acted out so much that I finally saw the real him and the horrible journey he has to take everyday... Something your responses have reminded me of... Then I pitied him, because no matter what anyone said/did he would always be a miserable, angry person and I decided to no longer let him hurt me by sinking to his level and allowing the reaction he so desperately craved. It was a lesson I took to heart and I'm sorry to say I needed you, em745, to remind me once again that sometimes you have to let things go in life before they darken your soul. She may not be perfect, but neither are you. She tries to live her life while it lasts em745, are you doing the same? I hope so. As a once great movie character said: "time is the fire in which we burn..." Don't burn yourself out for no reason, em745. Im blocking you now.


R E S I S T A N C E IS F U T I L E !

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^^^






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I'm a girl but I personally think Kate Upton is hot and while she has more of an apple shape (which is typically a wider midsection) she still looks good IMO. I think there are plenty of women who wouldn't mind looking like her and plenty of men who wouldn't mind dating her. I think that you, em745, are taking things a bit too far in your disgust and vitriol for this girl. She shouldn't feel ashamed that she has more of a NATURAL apple shape than an hourglass and I don't see why swimsuit models can't have different shapes. They don't all have to look the same. I mean….everyone wears swimsuits. Wouldn't it make sense to have models who (while still being fit and healthy) show a wide variety of swimsuits that suit different body types?

The beauty of the human figure is that there are variations. In art school I took figure drawing classes and in order to really capture the human figure in a beautiful/real way you have to really appreciate it no matter what it looks like. As long as you're healthy and happy than your shape (which you don't really have much control over at a base level) shouldn't matter.

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FFS!! Did you even bother to read my replies to kuma_lacu before going on with your pointless little diatribe??

I think there are plenty of women who wouldn't mind looking like her and plenty of men who wouldn't mind dating her.

 

YET AGAIN, the question must be asked: WHICH KATE UPTON ARE YOU REFERRING TO? THE *REAL*/MISSHAPEN ONE ON THE LEFT, OR THE FICTITIOUS/HYPER-PHOTOSHOPPED ONE ON THE RIGHT??:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg

I think that you, em745, are taking things a bit too far in your disgust and vitriol for this girl.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406#232708406 (in red)

and I don't see why swimsuit models can't have different shapes. Blah blah blah...

Go tell that to the magazines she appears in! THEY'RE the ones photoshopping the living crap put of her weird-ass shape!

The beauty of the human figure is that there are variations.

June Shannon is also a "variation" of the human figure. Does the world really want to see that "variation" in a VS Angels show??

Not all "variations" are pleasing to the eye... AND THAT INCLUDES KATE FRIGGIN' UPTON!... Otherwise all those magazines she appears in wouldn't be pulling every goddamn trick in the book to morph/hide/crop/cover her weird-ass "variation!"

In art school I took figure drawing classes and in order to really capture the human figure in a beautiful/real way you have to really appreciate it no matter what it looks like. As long as you're healthy and happy than your shape (which you don't really have much control over at a base level) shouldn't matter.

Once again, go preach that feel-good kumbaya BS to all the magazines that this misshapen turd appears in, because they happen to side with little ol' *ME* on this matter!

And BTW, I took an aesthetics course in college (as an extra credits course). So NYAHHH to you! 

Dumbass.


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I think you need to chill out. I saw the photos you posted (like 50 times in this thread) and I still think she looks good. And yes her body is apple shaped, a wider midsection. I'm perfectly within my right to think that all figures are beautiful or interesting in some way. I'm happy to be all "Kumbaya" or whatever, at least that means I'm happy and not bitter.

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wow............this board makes me ashamed to be a male. to think people would complain about a woman as great looking as upton. she is not a stick like diaz ill agree there but i dont understand the attraction to someone who looks like they have a serious terminal diesease or have spent time in a starving village.

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wow............this board makes me ashamed to be a male.

Wow............ You should instead be ashamed for being such a deluded, low-standards, white-knighting dumbass.

to think people would complain about a woman as great looking as upton.

Once again, to reiterate:

http://i.imgur.com/WlzLLG6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/725BGtX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DEoCvhU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gJnRxIS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hO8tlDB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UP5mDvd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mQzLzlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/d52aOkI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zsbNJxB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lKN4sc1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OjxiyIM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M9c9KIA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2Y4Moe8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XZ2y2Dg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MCMJSeO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kNGZLAV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4Nm8aB9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NqFkX7S.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SvdblJo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cz5uyyr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3bfHXKg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OmbTAge.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/McoYPFQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4utaUVg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Nu1bTon.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/D5OuAKD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9KRSVaH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1qoFhF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BDrrr3Z.jpg

(Is ^^^this seriously what you call "great looking???")

People are "complaining" because this turd doesn't have anywhere near the looks to be a pro swimsuit model (at least not without MASSIVE amounts of photoshop and other blatant smokescreens).

It's exactly the same thing as "complaining" because a pro athlete is no good at his sport.

she is not a stick like diaz

http://i.imgur.com/rnnrIY0.jpg

For the bagazillionth time, Upton's problem IS HER SHAPE!!!... NOT HER WEIGHT!

As I've stated countless times on these forums, there are plenty of "fatter" women out there with FAR better SHAPES than Upton!

(Geez!!)

ill agree there but i dont understand the attraction to someone who looks like they have a serious terminal diesease or have spent time in a starving village.

Are you so brain-dead that you think super-thin/"terminal diesease" and deformed (like Upton!) are the only two body types among women???

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/232995360

Is that misfiring neuron in your otherwise vacuous skull capable of the mental gymnastics required to realize that it is entirely possible for two women to have quasi-identical BMI's while still being at opposite ends of bodily aesthetics?

Case in point!:

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tue1ZhL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pCtuotP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xu7vww8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AF1HZgV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mnrFIqY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k1Vxu5J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0G6Eqm.jpg

Both these women (Upton on the left in all of these) have essentially the same BMI, yet their SHAPES are night and day. Upton's body shape is vile; Perry's shape is one of the best in showbiz (<-- a FACT even her haters begrudgingly agree with).


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I don't really see misshapen. She clearly has an apple shape. She's perfectly pretty and healthy looking. I have no idea what your problem is. You don't have to find her attractive but your reaction to her is ridiculous.

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Actually, classic apples come with wide shoulders, big breasts and a bigger gut, description which perfectly applies to Upton. Whitney has wide shoulders like an apple but also has a defined waist:

http://www.fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/whitney-port/wear- new-bikini-at-a-miami-beach/whitney-port-wear-new-bikini-at-a-miami-be ach-04.jpg

Rachel, if she's not wearing spanx or a corset, is an hourglass:
http://www.hervelegerobsessed.com/files/users/3/20121027/rachael-leigh -cook-and-broken-kingdom-gallery.jpg

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Just came to a realization that Amber Heard would have been a better choice. Maybe?

Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words. Proverbs 23:9

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Or Jessica Simpson so Hot!

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Jessica Simpson is better looking than Kate. Or I'd say used to be before in the time of "The Dukes of Hazzard." But I'd say Jessica would be able to pull off the "dumb blonde" category which Kate did in this film. I was interested in Amber because she's got that "hot blonde with a smirk" look to herself. She can also pull off being very sarcastic, intelligent, seductive individual. But yes in that case the whole script would need to change.

 Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words. Proverbs 23:9 

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Kate Upton has the best body on Earth--Bony Leslie Mann has one of the worst bodies on earth

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