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Kate Upton's Body is Sloppy as Hell


I noticed it in the beach scene where Cameron and Lesie start running after her. I couldn't help but notice how toned Cameron looked compared to Kate. Not to mention Kate's body shape is terrible. She has nice boobs though.

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Well i'm just the kind of guy who
likes ugly women who look like Kate
Upton.
To each his own taste,i guess.

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Upton is on the left in all of these. Katy Perry (whose BMI is more or less identical to Upton's) is on the right. Note that ALL of these pics are candids, red carpet shots or screen caps (that means NO photoshop whatsoever):

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg


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Are you serious?? The best stomach? I personally think her midsection is very boxy and odd shaped. I think Kate Upton thinks so as well seeing as she conceals her shape so often :)

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Who is this in response to? Was someone actually saying Kate Upton is better than Katy Perry? Perry is freakin gorgeous with a 11/10 body. Upton has 11/10 tits and a 2/10 body.

Are you not entertained?!

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I think sloppy as hell is a bit of an overstatement. I think her body's not bad... she just has a very straight body... not a lot of hip.

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I think sloppy as hell is a bit of an overstatement

http://i.imgur.com/WlzLLG6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/725BGtX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DEoCvhU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UP5mDvd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mQzLzlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/d52aOkI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M9c9KIA.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XZ2y2Dg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg

she just has a very straight body... not a lot of hip.

AND way too much belly fat, AND underdeveloped chicken legs.

But her body's still "not bad," right? I mean, still good enough to be a pro swimsuit model, right?


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if kate upton was standing in front of you, you would pop a tent and if you say you wouldnt your a fvcking liar

LMAO! Nope, sorry! Broads with turnip level IQ's, mustaches and backsides that look like a dude's don't do anything for me.




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It's true. She has a boxy torso, a slight misshapen pot belly, an average but slightly cute face with a pig nose.

She would not be a model or famous for that matter if

1) Her parents weren't rich
2) She didn't have big boobs.

Any model that has big tatas are generally high up on the fame scales for some reason. She's literally getting by on her tits, that's it.

Personality wise she seems like she's dumber than a rock, as well as a social screwer sleeping with whomever she can to get to the top.

Women defend her out of insecurities. Men defend her because they are blinded by her boobs. /thread.

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^^^





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I totally thought this would've been a Jennifer Aniston movie since she's always in these types of movies.

Whats my favourite episode of Breaking Bad you ask?
The one where Jesse says Bitch.

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I am glad. That makes her character real. I mean come on, how many real woman look like models? Kate lets her model body go natural. Good for her.

Always be yourself... Unless you can be Batcatt

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how many real woman look like models?

The point is, dumbass, that pro swimsuit models should look like pro swimsuit models! Even the magazines that this misshapen turd appears in agree with this, as evidenced by the MASSIVE amounts of photoshop morphing (and other various smokescreens) they must pull off in every 'shoot:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg

Kate lets her model body go natural. Good for her.



I will again refer you to the above pics.


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You do realized that your "pro swimsuit models" are all photoshopped as well. Just about everyone that appears in major magazines are photoshopped.

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You do realized that your "pro swimsuit models" are all photoshopped as well.



Miranda Kerr, candid pic on the left, mag pic on the right:

http://i.imgur.com/K5qEwbS.jpg

^^^ Any amount of photoshopping (if present) is NEGLIGIBLE compared to the MASSIVE amounts of morphing that goes into every friggin' Upton photo shoot!:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg

If you can't see the difference between the two, then a pair of these might be in order:

http://halloweencostumes.costumestore.com/107090_01_Lg.jpg


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You're also comparing someone with a dress size of 2 (Kerr) to someone with the dress size of 8 (Upton). Obviously, they are going to look a lot different. I was just pointing out the fact that everyone gets photoshopped in magazines, doesn't matter who he or she is. And pro swimsuit models was in quotes for the fact that most of them don't strictly do just swimsuits. I would just say professional model(s).

I personally find Kate Upton attractive. You are entitled to your own opinion of thinking she is not, though I think you might be going a little overboard. Posting on nearly any thread that mentions her is a bit much, in my opinion.

I also personally find it funny that you have called this movie sexist against men, but are telling me what kind of body a woman should have for her profession.

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You're also comparing someone with a dress size of 2 (Kerr) to someone with the dress size of 8 (Upton).

No, I'm comparing the relative amounts of photoshopping used in both cases. Dress size has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Upton pics aren't photoshopped to death because she's a few sizes larger, they're photoshopped to death because of her weird-as-*beep* shape! <<< Read that again: Upton's problem isn't her weight/BMI/dress size, IT'S HER WEIRD-AS-*BEEP* SHAPE!!

I was just pointing out the fact that everyone gets photoshopped in magazines

Once again, you blind idiot, the difference with Upton is the degree of photoshopping used.

Most models get some mild airbrushing to cover up blemishes, cellulite, rib cages, etc.

With Upton they literally morph her a brand new body.

I personally find Kate Upton attractive.

Which one? The hyper-photoshopped one that doesn't exist in real life? Or the real one with the mustache, chicken legs, blocky Hank Hill ass and a torso shaped like a beer keg?

I also personally find it funny that you have called this movie sexist against men, but are telling me what kind of body a woman should have for her profession.

Go tell that to all the magazines that this misshapen turd appears in!... Because THEY too agree with my notion of what kind of body a woman should have for pro modeling, given how they must pull every trick in the book to cover up/morph/camouflage her weird-ass shape in every shoot.


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Why are you (em745) so horrible?

So there's a woman you don't know who has a rich family and got some jobs modelling and being in movies - you don't think she should be a model or be in movies or be hailed as attractive because you don't find her attractive, due to her body shape and some of her facial features.

First of all, most models have no choice about how much they are photoshopped, so it probably isn't the case that she is telling people to make her look different - she probably feels embarrassed if anything that they photoshopped her body like that.

Secondly, she was born with that body shape and those facial features, so why are you being so cruel about physical features of a person they have no control over?

Thirdly, she's either been offered modelling jobs and movie roles, or she's asked for them and people have said yes, ok. So what is wrong with that? What do you actually expect this woman to do?

Fourthly, if a woman has unfortunate facial features or body shape, why would you want to prevent people from finding her attractive, what, you want her to have no career because you think she's ugly? Don't you think that is mean and selfish? If she offends you that much why don't you refrain from looking at her, but just be gracious and happy for her that despite her physical imperfections, she has managed to make something of herself, overcoming the terrible aesthetic obstacles that have been so unfairly put in her way by mother nature?

And lastly, what would you, in an ideal world, actually like her to do for you so that you can finally relax, let go, and find something else to do with your life other than scouring the internet for pictures of her so that you can try to show people how wrong they are if they think she's attractive? Whatever it is she could do for you, perhaps you should write to her and ask, because it is clearly causing you a lot of mental torment and is really interfering with your life.

I wish you all the best for the future and hope you manage to get over this.


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Why are you (em745) so horrible?

Why are you pathetic Upton apologists so *beep* horrible at logical reasoning and BASIC reading and comprehension?

you don't think she should be a model or be in movies or be hailed as attractive because you don't find her attractive, due to her body shape and some of her facial features.

/copypasta:

Go tell that to all the magazines that this misshapen turd appears in!... Because THEY too agree with my notion of what kind of body a woman should have for pro modeling, given how they must pull every trick in the book to cover up/morph/camouflage her weird-ass shape in every shoot.

First of all, most models have no choice about how much they are photoshopped

/copypasta:

the difference with Upton is the degree of photoshopping used.

Most models get some mild airbrushing to cover up blemishes, cellulite, rib cages, etc.

With Upton they literally morph her a brand new body.


Secondly, she was born with that body shape and those facial features, so why are you being so cruel about physical features of a person they have no control over?

(Golly gee, and here I thought that the main requirement for being a pro SWIMSUIT model was to have quasi-perfect facial and bodily aesthetics.)

So you're okay with the notion that ANYONE (no matter what they look like) can become a pro model as long as they can pay/bribe their way into the job?... And that every "terrible aesthetic obstacle" can be covered up by a team of overworked photoshop wizards?

FYI, I wouldn't give a second thought to being "cruel" towards this fugly misshapen turd if she were a cashier at Wallyworld... which is where she'd be right now if it weren't for her being a heiress to the Whirlpool fortune.

And BTW, if DJ Qualls were hired as a Chippendales dancer, you'd be first in line with the "cruel" tar and feathers. Don't bother denying it.

Thirdly, she's either been offered modelling jobs and movie roles, or she's asked for them and people have said yes, ok. So what is wrong with that?

What was wrong with Lance Armstrong doping up to give himself an unfair advantage in those TdF races?

Armstrong had his dope and enablers, Upton has her family's million$/pull/connections and [OVERWORKED] photoshop enablers.

BOTH ARE FRAUDS!

What do you actually expect this woman to do?

How'z about she stop using her family's pull to hog modeling gigs/acting deals/media ops/etc. and leave all of that for those who are actually qualified for/deserving of those jobs?

Fourthly, if a woman has unfortunate facial features or body shape, why would you want to prevent people from finding her attractive, what, you want her to have no career because you think she's ugly?

I'm not preventing people from finding her attractive... What I AM doing is pulling the wool off of their eyes so they can finally see what she actually looks like without the TONS of smoke and mirrors.

Don't you think that is mean and selfish?

And using your family's wealth and connections to hog modeling gigs from other more deserving candidates ISN'T "mean and selfish???"




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Why are you pathetic Upton apologists so *beep* horrible


I don't know who she is, just saw this film and came to the message board, so am not an 'apologist.'

Okay, so you have a huge problem with a woman because she gets photoshopped so that she can get jobs as a pro model, and you think that this happens because she is well-connected and not due to her natural looks. You think this is comparable to Lance Armstrong cheating by taking performance enhancing drugs.

First of all, ALL pictures in magazines are photoshopped - maybe some more than others, but it happens to all of them. Second of all, it is not a race where you win a prize and it is not illegal to photoshop an image.

Why is it mean and selfish of her to use her connections to get modelling jobs? Most people in that industry use connections. People wouldn't use her if they didn't think she could sell whatever it is she is selling. You think she is taking jobs from more 'deserving' candidates?? More deserving in what way? Because they happened to be born with a perfect hourglass figure?

So because her family is wealthy she should just not get a job or do anything?

What I really really really want to know, and what I am most interested in, is why do you care so much? You seem to care about it so much, and I don't get it. Even if you think all those things, which is fine, that's your opinion, why does it upset you? Do you know her? Or did she steal a modelling job or a boyfriend from you or something like that?

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^^^ Yet another clueless idiot added to my plonk list.


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I don't know what a plonk is, I'm afraid.

But really I am just genuinely interested in why it bothers you so much - no judgement, just curious as to what makes someone really upset by something like this. I'm a research psychologist specialising in Internet psychology, so that's why I'm interested. I want to know why it bothers you, and how you would vent your frustration if you did not have the internet, and also whether the internet and a forum like this one contributes to the way you feel about it, or whether it makes you feel better because you have somewhere to express your anger.

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I don't know if sloppy as hell is the right description, but keeping in mind that she's a model and comparing her to other models, I'll have to agree with you. WHile I don't find most of SI chicks THAT attractive I still think they they have much better shapes than Upton.

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Someone really just said Upton has zero curves?

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Someone really just said Upton has zero curves?

http://i.imgur.com/bQWYw5s.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/725BGtX.jpg

Just an FYI, a lardy gut, fat rolls and big tits do NOT constitute "curves" on a woman.


http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg

^^^ Katy Perry (on the right) is most assuredly curvy. If you can't spot the major differences between the two then you need to get your blind ass to an ophthalmologist ASAP.


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Did someone say 'major'? I probably need to recommend a neurologist then.

Reality television spoils fiction.

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