There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
I want to play a game. The rules are simple...Live or die, make your choice. -Jigsaw
It's me Jonah Hill... from Moneyball
The "I can hear everything" still makes me laugh
The Moneyball line makes me laugh whenever I think about it.
"Fatalities"
"Gluten!!"
Dance scene from Pineapple Express 2 had me dying.
My favorite favorite is "I'll swing to you, and you're going to hold my whole weight."
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Surprisingly, it doesn't look like anyone's mentioned this one:
James: "Don't breath through your mouth!"
Seth: "Okay."
James: "Now you're doing loud nose-breathing!"
Seth: "I don't know where else to breath from!"
my first thought after hearing that line was maybe you should try breathing through your bottom hole
"Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments..." sonnet 116
Jonah: "We can't play soccer with his head"
When they were giving a freaked out Hermione all their water and Craig whipsers "don't give the milkyway away".
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When Jay and Seth were in the living room and Craig came down the stairs and scared them and Seth goes *beep* you Craig!"
A film's budget should be one of the last things considered when judging its artistic value.
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My favourite bit was at the beginning when Jay and Seth first go to Franco's and he is introducing his artwork of Seth and His names.
"I painted them myself, signed by Psy."
Signed by Psy got me. Completely silly and absurd, but great.
EDIT: Dammit, he actually says "SIDE BY SIDE...a team". Ah, well, I still laughed
And the Jonah Hill rosemary's baby part, along with just seeing a chubby possessed guy running around had me in stitches.
hahah the rape talk scene very funny!!
Danny: i think the only reason why jay did that because he knew he was two *beep* seconds away from being the house bitch himself
XD
The whole Exorcism of Jonah scene was hilarious. The line that had me rolling though was when possessed Jonah says "grow up Jay that's why he's yelling at you"
Utah! Get me two.