There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
I want to play a game. The rules are simple...Live or die, make your choice. -Jigsaw
I'm not a big fan of most of these guys and their goofball movies because of the drug references. Just a personal preference. But that being said, this movie had plenty of laughs. If someone says they didn't laugh while watching this movie at least once, they either have no sense of humor or they're just flat out lying.
The whole magazine situation between Franco and McBride was awesome. It just came out of nowhere but it is exactly the kind of spontaneous argument you'd see between two people who don't like their living arrangements and are looking for any little thing to attack each other over. In the shot from behind McBride and Rogan you can tell Seth was laughing, you can see he's shaking.
Plus it's probably the most realistic depiction of the apocalypse. You know that's pretty much how actors would handle that event. They're soft like baby poop.
I laughed really hard when jay and that other dude were hanging in the crater and the guy kept saying "my whole body weight" ...it was so stupid how he kept saying whole body weight but I found it hilarious.
shareRight before the dude gets his head chopped out in the door Danny Mocks him in a high pitched voice and says "this guys sucks" i laughed so hard at that
Possessed Jonah Hill: "Im going to titty *beep* you , what are these? Big B's? or small C's?"
The whole Jonah hill imitation of "Rosemary's Baby" Rape scene was hilarious
when they said something about not making a "your highness 2"
"Everyone has an opinion....and then you die."
James Franco: I want the bottom half of your shirt
Craig Robinson: You couldn't handle my midrift
"The Power of Christ Compels You. The Power of Christ Compels You."
"Really, Jay?! It compels me? Cause I can't feel a thing!"
One of my favorite lines..
"You can't just walk away.."
"Too late, Seth, I've walked too far.."
I Also loved...
"I'm gonna titty *beep* the *beep* out of you!"
And...
"..It's too late, you in the hole!"
This movie really is packed with "small lines". The trouble is, you miss a lot of them while still laughing from a previous one :). And a lot of the humor comes from facial expressions and body language, that are usually taken for granted.
For example, when Jay and Craig were leaving the house to get supplies from neighbors, the way Seth was curled up in shame because he refused to go out after drawing the burnt match and everyone giving him the "look".
I second Michael Cera's face in the bathroom scene, priceless ;p
In the beginning, when Seth and Jay are in the store, the cash register lady is portrayed as a complete bitch for refusing to let the non-customers use the bathroom: "Why the *beep* you think I put up the sign?", with the father and daughter being super nice about it regardless. Daughter: "it's ok dad, I can hold it" and dad suggesting they buy something for her mom. AND THEN Seth being (all high) freaked out and afraid to buy whatever candy he got lol.. really, copy pasting the entire script wouldn't do it justice ;)
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