There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
I want to play a game. The rules are simple...Live or die, make your choice. -Jigsaw
It's not really a line - but I cracked up at the convenience mart scene when everyone was getting raptured except Jay, Seth and the mean cashier. I have a mean cashier at the gas station down the street from my house and that rotten hot dog seller wouldn't get raptured either.
shareCan't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet, but the part where Franco and Seth are trying to spit the Milky Way into Jonah's mouth but they keep swallowing it instead.
Danny and Franco's hate for each other just made me laugh. "I will cum on everything you love!" made me laugh hard.
"Nobody puts Jay in the corner."
""I don't want to die in James Franco's house!"
"Oh, my god! If I don't f#ck Michael Sera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out!"
...dammit, Hershberg! Donnie, bring that other one over here... alive!
Definitely, definitely "Guess if Michael Cera's dead, it's not a total loss right?"
I LOL'd so hard!
Ashmi any question
"Imma be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way..."
sharewhen Demon Hill told Franco to "let them fight!"
"That was a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done yet"
I think the smallest line to make me laugh out loud was Craig taping up the cracks in the wall - 'Where the *beep* is the end'. So true haha.
'I am free in all the ways you are not.' - Fight Club (1999, 10/10)
I love the line when Jay and Seth are trying to sleep and they here a noise get scared and Craig comes out and says "What yall doing"
On Wednesdays we wear blackshare
Jay - Somebody just told you that you probably shouldn't eat gluton and you're like "Oh I guess I shouldn't eat gluton."
Seth - "I'm a well known homosexual advocate."
Jay - Judgement Day
Seth - Like Terminator 2?
Jay - No not like Terminator 2 for god's sake *facepalm*
Seth - You think this is Skynet? Skynet went live?
Jay - I think we should address the elephant in the room.
Seth - Woah Jay don't talk about Craig like that.
Franco - That's racist.
Jonah - Bang, bang.
Franco - *beep* gained weight since he got here!