There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
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After Jay Barachel and Seth Rogen fell into the basement. Craig Robinson tosses them his monkey flashlight keychain, and say's it's name is "Terrence Peterson". Then they ask him it's name, and he repeats it. Then there are a few lines of dialogue, and you hear Craig Robinson say really quietly "Terry P". I almost died. The other thing wasn't even a line, after Danny Mcbride and James Franco argue about the porno magazine. Danny Mcbide throws the bat he's holding on the floor and it looks like he wipes the tears out of both of his eyes and flicks them on the floor. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that.
shareYou can't stop drop and open up shop alone. Classic. And I don't even listen to hip hop - son.
And The Green Goblin can afford more bacon.
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The World that's Coming... Is HERE!
Terry Pete.
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Last films:
Pacific Rim: 8/10
The English Patient: 10/10
Atonement: 10/10
One knock off line that cracked me up was when the guy sticking his head through the hole in the door gets decapitated. They kick his head around like a soccer ball. It's the apocalypse, a guy was just decapitated seconds before right in front of them and James Franco says "Ahh! There's blood on my floor!"
shareAfter re-watching the movie on dvd, one line that i didnt notice because i laughed at previous joke was when Jonah was the Demon and he said to Seth "Imma *beep* you Seth. What are these big B's or small C's." Absolutely hysterical.
shareI forgot to ad, roght after the exercism when they find the food in Franco's cabinet and Craigs line about sucking dick, the camera pans to Jonah but you can still hear franco and craig arguing. Franco: "You'd suck a dick for a cracker?" Craig: "No! Thats the whole point" That was a good quick one as well.
shareOne bit that really made me laugh was when they were watching the news report about the apocalypse and the news lady says 'there has been an outbreak of looting and rioting' and James Franco just repeats 'riots...' and stares at the other guys. I don't know why that was so funny but it cracked me up! James Franco was brilliant in this.
I really liked Jay and Jonah's sort of troubled relationship too, a lot of what they said to each other cracked me up - 'everyone knows your references are out of control' - when Jonah is just touching Jay's face and Jay's so irritated about it, the bit where he throws a knife into Jay's leg... all fantastic. And then it all culminating in 'Jay, I know it's probably my fault because I put you on a pedestal, but you let me down' (paraphrasing slightly) and Jay just punching him in the face. Loved it. I wish that when Jay was talking about how much they hated each other he could have thrown in some kind of comment about working on How to Train Your Dragon together, that would have been the icing on the cake.
Danny McBride definitely had the most hilarious one-liners.
"He just knows he's about 2 seconds away from becoming the house-bitch himself.."
"Because you were petty. Tom Petty."
(completely out of nowhere, with no context whatsoever)"Jonah, you're a c&nt"
"Hermione stole all our $hit"
"James Franco didn't suck anyones dick? Now I know yall are trippin!"
The part where he comes in while Franco is doing his confessional about how he doesn't really want Danny there is a close one too, and after he leaves James Franco just goes *beep* that guy!"
I'm Tom Hanks and I want you in my bed.
Loved the rape scene talk. "What the *beep* Franco?!" and Emma just smashing Rogan's face. And then she chopped the tip of the penis thing off and the guys are like, "GET HER THE WATER!!!!....But not the Milky Way."
Channing Tatum's scene was freaking hilarious. "I love him." The delivery was priceless.
Make him do it again - Ilithyia
The voice says I'm almost out of minutes - Cas
I can't believe nobody mentioned "you never know what you gonna get." The delivery on that was great.
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