Favorite Quote


What's your favorite quote from Hamlet 2?

There were so many good ones. "I would love it if you hit me cause I'm married to a jew, I've got nothing to lose!" made me laugh a little.

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Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks... "

Not my words, but the words of the movie... and pretty accurate, I'd say...






It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good...

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When the guy says "I'm so mad, I feel like I've been raped!" that was hilarious

Also, when they sang "raped in the face" was hilarious

And all of Amy Poheiler's lines were hilarious as well

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When Dana is deciding what color paper to get and then the way he just stares at the employee is hilarious.

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Gym teacher: Raped in the face?

Dana: You ass turd monkey *beep*

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"I'm just thinking about all those voices saying you can't do it, and.. you're a loser."

"That's Psychosis"

"No, I mean actual people..."

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oh my god... Writing is so hard

Keep your ugly *beep* goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

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i especially laughed at the scene where the pricipal is shutting down the play

Dana:"we're putting this play on, and if you don't like it then tough titties you ass turd monkey f#cker"

just a lovely string of obscenities.

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"Get away from me you devil bitches!!!"

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im surprised no one said this one:

Dana: who dream's of acting, but can't do it very well and can never get a descent AGENT.. rotfl all the time

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(punching the air) "THANKS FOR THE TRUTH BURGER LITTLE BROTHER"

champagne comedy

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"Is he acting?"
"No, He is not that good!"
and
"Raped in the face."



Me? Bitter? No. I think it's hilarious.

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In the end when they are walking out of the theater.
Dana- "You should see my dressing room. It has a bidet."
Elisabeth- "That was a sink."
Dana- "Oh, it was."

“It's all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass."-- Veronica Mars

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Staring at a cat...

"What the *beep* is your problem man!?"

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HEY YOU F-CKING BASTARDS!

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approximately: "that's all i needed was a good kick in the pants, kid!"

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It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!

No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!

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Not really a quote, but at the beginning of "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" when the girls say "and we stopped smoking weed, well, at least not as much" and Elisabeth Shue is the only one laughing.

Cracks me up everytime.

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