Favorite Quote


What's your favorite quote from Hamlet 2?

There were so many good ones. "I would love it if you hit me cause I'm married to a jew, I've got nothing to lose!" made me laugh a little.

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"I have so much anger, I feel like I've been raped--IN THE FACE!"

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"I have so much anger, I feel like I've been raped--IN THE FACE!"

That was the one that came to mind for me as well. I was alone when I watched that part but still laughed my butt off. Not even sure what was so funny about it other than the delivery. But make no mistake, it WAS funny!

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I find it wasn't so much the quotes, more the subtle actions that made it hilarious.

"Everybody shaves, so there should be plenty of flavours."
- Mrs. Lovette

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I agree. Like the moment when his wife was leaving him, and there was this incredibly awkward moment, and her lover walked forward as if about to say something ...... then lifts the stepladder and walks out the room with it!! Brilliantly played by all 3.
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"Maybe I should go alone"
- Quint, Jaws.

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"Those bible humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks."

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"Everyone, I have good news!"
"You pulled your own head out of your ass"
"No, not exactly."

And the Heywood Jablome thing got a big laugh out of me, and when Dana figures it out later.... His expression is priceless.

Please Turn Me Over ~ Mr. Blue Sky

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"You'll have a magical life. Because wherever you go, it'll always be better than Tuscon."

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"Gravel: the bane of my existence!"

Obviously Suri Cruise is pretty stupid- Chelsea Handler

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When he realizes the pun of Heywood Jablowme:
"Oh I just got that..."
The expression is priceless.

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agreed with the gravel quote!!! and...

"uh hi, what's cheap and strong?"
"grain alcohol."

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HAHA, that was my favorite quote the first time I saw this movie.


....Peaches killed Jeff?

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Dana : It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
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raped in the face. always.

Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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"I'm such a DICK!"

It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience.

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I think mine would be when Steve Coogan's wife is sitting in the fertility clinic and says that remark about him getting shipped overseas to just talk to people and the terrorists would just kill themselves.

I think it was so funny because it just sounds like banter my friends and I use.

And I also liked after he got drunk and the kids are talking about him and he appears behind the car with "I HEARD EVERYTHING!". The way he said it was hilarious.

~+ Excuse me - you're standing on my sleeve. +~

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The guy in the audience during the play. When the dolby digital like sound is building up at the very start and he goes, "Yeah!, *beep* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then a bit later, "That is EXCELLENT wire work!". The way he says it is brilliant.

If my life was a movie, I think I'd probably watch it.

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I agree with another poster when he/she said it was more so the subtle actions in the movie rather than the quotes that make it a funny movie. That being said, I love Epiphany's lines cuz she's so naive.

Dana: "it's like I've been fisted."
Piph: "What's fisted?"

As Dana wraps his mouth around a fake gun to blow his brains out, Piph yells so seriously, DON'T DO IT! and then starts crying

Because you are a character doesn't mean you have character

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"*Spits the marker cap out of his mouth* Listen up, you f-cking bastards!"

(Total silence)

"Sorry. I hope I didn't frighten you. Actually, I hope I did!"

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

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The ovulating comment was priceless. I, too, love the subtleties. I couldn't stop giggling when he was drunk roller skating. The time between when he hit the truck and when he entered the liquor store was a riot. The way he dropped the f bomb had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

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By far the favorite and best quote is from Epiphany after the teacher tells the class the class is cancelled (or something like that):

"Oh, why is this happening to me!"

(Typical theatre people attitude.......it's all about them. lol

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"My life is a parody of a tragedy.
My Wife left me.
The baby wasn't mine.
People are trying to run me over."

"Anybody who knows me knows that I would never read a comic book."
~Tim Burton
(New York Post)

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I agree with you two as well. Though, I definitely do love the quotes, but it's expressions and mannerisms that get me the most.

Also, I LOVE that part when she starts crying. lol.



....Peaches killed Jeff?

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Co-sign on those.

"The Girl Who Stole the Eiffel Tower," is the greatest movie never made.

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"The guy in the audience during the play. When the dolby digital like sound is building up at the very start and he goes, "Yeah!, *beep* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then a bit later, "That is EXCELLENT wire work!". The way he says it is brilliant."

That's some of my favorite stuff also. And when he's trying to write while the cat looks at him, and he turns to it and snaps "What is your fvcking problem?"

I love to love my Lisa.

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"I can't believe this is happening to me" -Epiphany

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