What's your favorite quote from Hamlet 2?
There were so many good ones. "I would love it if you hit me cause I'm married to a jew, I've got nothing to lose!" made me laugh a little.
When Dana faints after being told drama is cancelled, and he does the blowing his brains out thing-
Somebody - is he acting?
Rand - No. He's not that good.
The stoned guy in the audience when the lit parachute falls is hilarious to.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist
(in the song, when Epiphany is raised up...freaking hilarious)
OK, hijacking the thread, but....
"Beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chick with dicks, jail..."
Brilliant!
Actually the entire section from 33'24 to 35'17
The best lines came in the last three minutes of the film.
Dana-- "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
I'm not always a big Amy Poehler fan but everything she said in this film had me rolling on the floor laughing.
(with the Spanish-speaking reporter) "Umm... I studies French at Vassar..."
--JC
The entire movie had me in tears from laughter. I'm so glad I waited for the DVD instead of seeing it in the theater because my friend and I had to keep rewinding to hear what we missed while laughing too hard.
This is a horrible combination of repulsive information and beef jerky breath.
Stares at his cat.......
"What is your f#$*ing problem man?!........Huh?"
Best line haha
"You're a liar! Everyone has rain gutters!"
shareThe line to the cat was hilarious. For some reason, one line that sticks out to me and I can't stop saying it is whenever they are outside of the warehouse and one of the security guys (2nd Avenue Angels I believe) says "if you don't have a ticket, get the f#%* out of my face. Don't ask me why I found it so funny but I chuckle every time I say it.
sharei cant believe no ones thrown this out yet:
First: acid is a very strong drug
Second: Does anyone know where my pants and underwear are?
hahahahaha that was one of my favorites also!
shareDana: (to Cat) What the f-ck is your problem, man....huh?
"Rescuing you and your people. Can't really say its our primary objective" - Daniel Faraday
I like when he gets punched in the balls, then the girl says "I can't believe this is happening to me." I died laughing
I'll see you all in hell
"That is EXCELLENT wire work!!!"
For some reason, my friends and I almost died when he said that. CLASSIC.