i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:
"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B
Best quote from the entire show:
Lincoln: I can't believe that's true! But then again, it rhymed. So it must be.
Yeah, this was a great show. Unfortunately the writing went downhill after the first four or five episodes.
Hug me!
I can stay UP all night LONG!
I, er, uh, put emphasis on both the UP and also the, uh, LONG, for what I hope are obvious reasons. So let's get back together and BONE UP on the PSJTs, haha!
*whispers* Guess what the 'p' stands for? PENIS! HAHAHAHAH!
"IT'S A POWER SNACK!!! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!!!"
Nobody thought that was funny?
I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday...
MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!
shareI was just about to add that one!
I thought it was "Slam it in your face hole!" though. My sister and I still quote that and we haven't seen that show since it first came out on TV. Too bad it didn't make it past one season.
G-Spot rocks the g-spot ! lol
&& hey! ghandi is anti-violence not anti-comedy !
I just heard the Marilyn Manson food song, and I loved the line "When you eat your sweets, make sure you try/ to limit your servings, or you'll DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"
shareAbe: ...This is about not having to put your hand on your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast.
shareAbe: I see... I guess you're not the person I thought you were. I'm going to get some Bite Sized Weiners now. Bite Sized Weiners. OOHH GAWD!! OHH!!! WHO PUT RAZOR BLADES IN THESE? WHY DOES MY MOUTH KEEP GETTING CUT UP? WHHHHY!!!??
Abe: I have eyes, THEY'RE RIGHT UNDER MY EYEBROWS!!!
ghandi: hey careful with the merchandise, and my merchandise i mean MY JUNKKKK!!!!
shareFor me its the makeover song :D. Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, (in a whispery voice) makeover. Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, (in a whispery voice) makeover. Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, (in a whispery voice) makeover. Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, (in a whispery voice) makeover. FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
share"I'd shake your hand, but you know, PEANUT ARMS!"
- George Washington Carver's peanut
"i didn't see it coming either.. and by it i mean ME"
share"You're a genie! for my first wish I want my dead friend back!"
(closes eyes)
"PONCE!"
This isn't exactly right, but:
"It'll be great Joan. You've got your abstract film, Ghandi has his action flick, and Mother Theresa's got her teen slasher sex romp."
and
"Abe, I think you're bleeding!" "Not... now..."
Fantastic show.
Another great one, which isn't really a quote, but more of a bit..
When Genghis Khan is being used to buy beer and he keeps saying 'No!' when asked if he's the legal age...
I cracked up when Abe finally gave up in frustration and hung a SIGN on him saying "I am 21 so Beer is Yes!"
Of course, accompanied by Genghis Khan's HUGE maniacal grin and his response "I am 21!"....leaves.....returns into frame "I'm NOT 21!!!"
C--L-A-S-S-I-C!
"That Joan of Arc is one tasty piece of bitch!" - John Dark
"No, he's a cripple" - The Trucker
"You had one date with Cleo and she went home with JFK!" "His house is more on her way home!"
"Bad Joanie! First you ruin snowflake day, then you chew threw me achilles tendon!"
"I'm not the type to kiss and tell..." "INTRUDA!"
JFK: whisper whisper dental dam whisper whisper
Abe: My 8-inch Abe wants to talk to you.
Gandhi: Joan, you grew breasts!
and anything Toots said.
i love the raisins episode:
Cleo: wait a second, love is only an abstract concept. It can't knock down walls.
and pretty much everything jack black said in that episode was hilarious
i wish they would make another season :(
Say Whaaaat - Ghandi
Mr. B, language! - Scudworth
Damn it! - Scudworth
Answer the question! - JFK
My son won't even look me in the eye anymore! - Xtreme Blu guy