i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:
"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B
Best quote?
"Numbers dont lie!"
"I'm a five"- Number 4(while running across the screen)
I like when George Washington Carver and Ghandi are int he movie together and George says (with an incredible lisp) "And Speaking of Capers...." and then starts talking about the food instead of the next action romp.
Obama/Biden '08
I have no idea why this hasn't been said yet, as it is my favorite.
Ghandi: Oh my god, this isn't a kid in a costume, it's a living thing.
Ghandi/Ghengis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ghandi: Oh my god, it was genetically engineered with a zipper!
Ghandi/Ghengis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ghandi: Oh my god, whos driving the Van?????
Ghandi/Ghengis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also...
Girl: I have your baby in me, Giraffe.
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I'm ready, let me eat her babies!
Abe: But Joan I love...Jcluh
Ahahaha, Ah Lou! Tyler Durden
Ghandi: "I've made a life changing decision based on very poor information.."
sharewith a pic of the john wilkes booth blowing the brains out of the original lincoln
abe: If I only knew what fears were holding me back.
bathroom scene
ghandi: whatcha doin in here buddie makin a licoln log
half hummingbird half donkey half unicorn: I am the hunkycorn
jfk: I won, and I didn't even scuff my loafers
scudworth: their goes our ghetto fabulous lifestyle mr. b
scudworth: behold the power of this soothing cartigan sweater vest......BEHOLD IT!
jfk: do you have a bb gun
scudworth: I have several
jfk: wanna go shoot birds sometime
scudworth: Id love too
I'm suprised no1 said this yet, But the best line is:
JFK: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great here... Or should I say Catherine the So-So?
LOL! gets me everytime...
Way too many to name, there's at least five in every episode. In the episode where Ponce dies there's this touching song and brief montage. If you weren't paying attention you'd miss it but they song was so touching and the lyrics so innapropriate:
"Why are you so dead?/
Miss your bloody bug-eyed head./
Oh we can't replace/
your dead bloated face./
But you touched our soul/
with the life you led."
"Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!"
"I spent all my summer working on my high-fives and finger snaps."
"SAY WHAAAT?"
"FOAR SUPPAR, IERA WANT A PARTY PLATTER!"
So many greats, such a wonderful show.
~macneils.
Joan: When we cast our hearts into the sea of human emotion, what we catch is in fate's
hands / Abe: I never asked to be a fisherman in such a sea as this
"You're going to express yourself cos if you don't you'll be the person that says 'Fine' whenever someone asks you how you are. Then one day someone's going to ask 'How are you, Joan?' and you know what your answer will be? There won't be one, cos you'll be dead." -- Abe
I've made a life changing decision based on very poor information. -- Ghandi
Wow! I'm shrinking! And my clothes are also shrinking! And my voice is shrinking in proportion to the shrinking of my clothes and my body! -- Ghandi
Wow, your homoerotic gesture has changed my view about people with ADD...
just don't touch me. -- Cleo
Love is just an abstract concept; it can't knock down stuff. -- Cleo
Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking? -- Mr. Butlertron
I'm not programmed to wink but if I were programmed to wink, I would have winked when I said 'you're friend.' -- Mr. Butlertron
Well, Mr. B, I couldn't have done it without you and speaking of without you -- go to the kitchen. -- Scudworth
Also, I've been quoting the Olive Garden quote forever and no one ever understands what I'm talking about and as you can see by my signature that I love the "super lemons" quote!
When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.
<SLOTH>
"You make me so angry I could piss glue"
"You are on thin ice, Clone of Karen Carpenter thin"
Gandhi's Overly Jewish parents always crack me up.
Gandhi: "I'm going to be a trucker."
Jewish Mom: "I'm going to hang myself."
Jewish Dad: "I HAVE NO SON!"
Jewish Mom: "I'm getting out the good noose!"
The GOOD noose. That is probably the goddamn funniest thing in the history of cinema.
Jewish Mom: "Our Gandhi would never do drugs! In an unrelated story, he's been missing for five days."
But Scudworth will forever steal the show with his constant changes of tone/sanity.
Shadowy Figure: "There's growing concern among the secret board of shadowy members that you may be... completely insane."
Scudworth: "BLASPHEMY!" (Opens drawer labeled 'pirate hats', puts paper pirate hat inside.)
Scudworth: "I never call anyone back! YOU SHOULD SEE MY CAR, IT'S A MESS!!"
Scudworth: "YOU BROKE E-CYBO POOCH TO DEATH!"
Scudworth: "Any group that controls THIS MANY FONTS... and is bold enough to use ALL THESE EXCLAMATION POINTS... must be incredibly powerful!!"
Mr. Sheepman gets no love.
"You can't just bottle these things up, you've gotta LET 'EM OUT!!! Like I do every night from 10 to 10:15 on a pillow shaped like my father..."
Where does one get a father shaped pillow, anyway?
Joan of Arc: Abe, I'm so mad at you I could kiss you!
Abe: What did you say, Joan?
Joan of Arc: I said, I'm so mad at you I could piss glue.
Abe: Really? It sounded like you said "I could kiss you."
Joan of Arc: No, I said: "I could piss glue." It's a very common expression.
Ghandi- "You're kicking me out of the solid Ghandi dancers? But I'm the treasurer!"
shareJoan: But I sent you up that creek with my heart as a paddle.
Abe: But you took that paddle and you smacked me in the face with it, and I wear my heart on my sleave so whn I wiped my face, I got HEART all over it!
Joan:... wait what are we talking about again?
Abe: I DON'T KNOW JOAN!
Scudworth´s long rant caused by John Stamos always cracks me up.
scan grade: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...CHAMOMILE!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...DUST!!"
mr b: "that scangrade is such a motherBEEPing showboat!"
scudworth: "did you see the pool? they flipped the bitch!"
joan of arc: "i think god left one last song in me...(opens mouth)...y'all ready for god?!"
"You got crabs, assface!"
Everything said by the X-Treme Blu team. "JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT-ASS CONTRACT!"
Mr. Butlertron calling Scangrade "dickwad" after defeating him.
Not a quote, but the fact that one of the clones that started the first riot was John Belushi made me laugh.
There should only be 3 security levels: Jesus Christ!, God Dammit!, **** Me! - Lewis Black NP: La Dispute - The Last Lost Continent