"Makeover makeover..."
"Fowah suppah I want a pawtty plattah."
"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super-lemons."
"Hey, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy."
"Once I transplant these brainwave transmitters into the clones brains I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell."
" Yeah I saw the movie when it was out on DVD, homes! She's like 16, right, and then God told her to make da Frenchies fight the Englishes you know people dat drink tea all da time and have big teeth? And then people started getting mad because she was hearing voices and then at the end she got burned at the stake, pretty good I give it thumbs up, homes!"
"You don't know what you're getting into, and that's out of my friendship. And you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you back stabbing me. So instead the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it too late for that now, isn't it? "
"Hey, you're reading my book. Touch the book. Lick the book. Lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book. Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book. Yeah, I haven't read it either. People with ADD, they aren't good readers. Wanna go shave a dog?"
All... very funny.
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