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so wats ur favorite quote...


i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:

"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B

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The one with the metaforical nail in Ape's foot, and I also laughed like crazy in the episode with Ponce, when JFK gives his funeral speach and hides in the coffin.

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What's the matter, Turkey? Ya Chicken?

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I'll soon be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell!
-Principal Cinnamon J.

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'When life gives you lemmons, you clone those lemmons, and make super lemmons."

" Plastic bag!, plastic bag!, Plastic bag!"

" You know what hurts the most Joan? this nail I just steped on!But thear's a metophorical nail in my othe foot that's from you stabbing me in the back! "

"Makeover!"

"Stamoas!"

" Say Whaaaaaaat!?"

" Your'e a g,g,g,....Dead Guy"

i'll think of more later.


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Toots(wearing a dead mountain lion): Joanie! I thought you were dead! I shot you for biting me so much!"

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"Did you see the pool? they fliped the bitch!"

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Shadowy Operative: "You're on thin ice, Scudworth; clone of Karen Carpenter-thin. I think we should discuss this matter...in person."
Scudworth: "We could go out for dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype."
Shadowy Operative: "Your house, Friday at nine. No dairy...please."
Scudworth: "Damn it! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in, like, forever!"

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"Makeover makeover..."

"Fowah suppah I want a pawtty plattah."

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super-lemons."

"Hey, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy."

"Once I transplant these brainwave transmitters into the clones brains I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell."

" Yeah I saw the movie when it was out on DVD, homes! She's like 16, right, and then God told her to make da Frenchies fight the Englishes you know people dat drink tea all da time and have big teeth? And then people started getting mad because she was hearing voices and then at the end she got burned at the stake, pretty good I give it thumbs up, homes!"

"You don't know what you're getting into, and that's out of my friendship. And you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you back stabbing me. So instead the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it too late for that now, isn't it? "

"Hey, you're reading my book. Touch the book. Lick the book. Lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book, lick the book. Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book. Yeah, I haven't read it either. People with ADD, they aren't good readers. Wanna go shave a dog?"

All... very funny.

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"Careful with that nailgun, Jesus..."

I'm going to hell, I know

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Ghandi: Number don't lie, Abe.
Number 5: I'm the number three!

Bleeding Black and Yellow... CZW 4 LIFE!!!

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i cant believe this show was cancelled...so many great memories...
omg i forgot this one..."i just heard a word that starts with an s and ends with an s, and has lut in the middle...a lut of me!!" JFK

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correction, it was a number 4 saying he was a number 5.

i'm an a-hole...i know

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SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!

#34 I am Jack's twisted morals

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*abe opens locker*
cleo: SURPRISE!!
abe: you're not my locker!

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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was in a coffin with a dead guy!!!"
or
"i just heard a word that starts with an s, ends with an s, and has a lut inside...a LUT OF ME"

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"Ponce: I've been thinking a lot lately JFK, about life and stuff.
JFK: If by life you mean sex, and by thinking you mean HAVING!"



<<Life is as fast as the pulled of a trigger..... Live up>>

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Larry Hardcore: "See, i was into everything. Weed, grass, ganga, reefer, marijuanna, mary jane. I did it all!! I even smoked POT once!!!!"

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JFK: "I invaded her bay of pigs, if you catch my meaning"

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I am in love with Toots.

"Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. Now when I left the house this evening I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting."

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"Oh...my...god"

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it's actually
number 4:i'm the number 5!




Abe:this film is everything i've been wadding up in the sad chamber of my heart. and now i'm shooting that wad...in 35 millimeter

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

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Here's a couple good one is didn't see up

Abe- Girls, girls, girls! You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one-leg-at-a-time.

Abe foster dad - Oh, this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!... But abstinence is a good choice as well.

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I can't decide my favourite quote so I'll just post my most said.
Scudworth:"Hello fellow students raise the roof.....RAISE IT!"
Mr.B:"Where are my bitches?"
Lol me and my friend say so many Clone High quotes to each other but that one we actually say to other students.

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