i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:
"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B
"WHY DOES MY MOUTH KEEP GETTING CUT UP???"
"I went to see American Pie, and you know the part where he has sex with the pie? I missed it. Because I fell asleep in the theatre."
-pause-
"Why don't you just go and rent it?"
"Did you see the pool?? They FLIPPED the bitch!"
"Last year, Abe claimed he was 15. Now he says he's 16. Which is it, Abe? Make up your mind!"
"HAHAHAHA! Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! ...OW!!"
"At this restaurant we EAT our mistakes!"
"But I dropped a GLASS!"
And of course the Marilyn Manson food song. :D
Tom Green: So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD. That's not cool. Coffee? Anyone for - coffee anyone? All right, sorry. I like cotton candy. Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a Ferris wheel. So I guess what I'm trying to say is - plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag.
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YOU BROKE E-CYBO POOCH TO DEATH
THE TGI CHILIS SCENE AHAHA PRICLESS
"hey before we kick it, can i get somebody to stretch my hammies?"- Gandhi
shareI'm a big fan of the "DEATH MAZE!" and of course the whole schti with boarding Buddy Hollys plane.
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". . It can't be true. . but then again, it rhymed."
"Did you see the pool, they flipped the bitch!!!"
"STAMOS!!"
"DAMMIT! I havent been to the olive garden in like FOREVER!"
and of course, "SAYYYY WHATTTTT??"
andd basically everything else.
such a great show.
needs to be on dvd!
^ It is...
Some good quotes:
Ghandi: That assembly was like THIS-BOOM-THIS! You were the boom.
Abe: Cleeeeeooooooo! Don't get on THAT plane. (Mainly funny because it is said like 10 times.)
Flight attendant guy: All aboard! All aboard to Canada City!
Ashley Angel: We're coming to you live from the sunny beaches of Canada! (Funny because beaches are like the exact opposite here)
Scan-grade: AAAHH!!! CAMOMILLE!!
Ghandi [at the popular table]: Hey is that pepper?
Abe: Sorry Ghandi, I'm kinda tired...
Ghandi: I never thought I'd see the day when you'd leave me hanging.
[High-fives himself]
Best dudes for ever Abe? Best dudes forEVER?!
Abe: Ghandi no! Not our matching friendship lockets!
Hahaha oh man, there is just way to many too name. I really wished they'd make new episodes.
I'm a kennedy..I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
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Shadowy Figure: Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet, but that riot was unacceptable.
Scudworth: Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
I saw the first two-thirds of the MC Hammer Behind the Music, and if there's one thing I learned about money, it's that it never runs out.
"You've got crabs, a## face!!"
Most of them have already been mentioned, I just thought this one needed to be up there, too.
And basically watching Genghis Kahn trying to buy alcohol.
best part of pretty much the whole series....
"gandhi, it is i....
MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN....
all of our gold and riches are yours gandhi
except for that amulet
it was given to me by dave coulier
(pause)
actually you can have it."
it's a cosby sweater
-A COSBY SWEATER!!!-
"but Stamos, I tried to kill you........repeatedly"
"ya well it turn out I'm just a really nice guy. Helping people is what john Stamos is all about"
Scudworth: Your secret army of cloned historical figures is maturing according to schedule.
Shadowy Figure: I'm sorry, Dr. Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you labelled "Dr. Scudworth's Evil Plan."
Scudworth: Say, where'd you get those fresh Pumas, Bro.
Shadowy Figure: Actually, we're sponsored by Puma. These bad boys are catalogue-only.
Scudworth: If you're implying that I plan to steal the clones away from you and use them in a clone-themed amusement park, then shame on you. By the by, could I have $2,000,000...you know, for dry erase markers and such...they've got some keen new colors like...kiwi...and mango...
Shadowy Figure: For giggles, I'm going to keep saying "no" until you turn the TV off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no—
Life is the greatest teacher....it is a shame that it ends up killing all its students
"i'm a kennedy I'm not accustomed to tragedy"
share"I'd shake your hand, but you know, peanut arms!"
There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
I want a dvd of this series sooooooo much.
favorite quotes.
Joan of Arc(disguised as jon darc): that joan of arc is one tasty piece of bitch.
Say Whaaaaaaaat.
Principle: Mr. B why do the children say hi to you everyday.
Mr. B: I try to listen to their problems with an air of compassion, instead of trying to kill them.
don't tell paul revere...........too late.
Cleo: I can't believe I almost made out with Joan............HOT.
JFK- My abs are so ripped you could GRATE CHEESE ON EM'!!!
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ABE: How the hell am I going to get that beer?
GHANDI: Easy. Tell them that they heard you wrong. What you said was "I'll get the beards."
ABE: That makes no sense.
GHANDI: Yeah but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
And also, I *love* the awkward conversation between Ghandi and the Unicorn, when she's trying to have sex with him and he's brushing her off.