i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:
"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B
STAMOS! Damn him and his jet black hair and winning smile! Oh, I'm a failure! A FAILURE! I'm so disorganized! I never call anyone back! You should see my car, it's a mess! I'M A MESS! I go to the submarine sandwich resturant and I leave my submarine sandwich resturant value card at home! EVERY TIME!!!!! Oh, I want...a free sandwich!!!! STAMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watched the first two thirds of the MC Hammer behind the music, and if there's one thing I learned about money...IT NEVER RUNS OUT!
You're wet. Allow me to dry you off............WITH MY PANTS!!!!
Ponce De Leon was my best friend! He left me this pants! They're Ponce's pance! .......Ponce's pants...... STAND UP!!!! I know you're really not dead!!!! STAND UP OR I'LL SOCK YOU ONE!!!! *punch Ponce's corpse out of the coffin* Oh my god! I just killed my dead friend!!!!!! *puts Ponce bakc into the coffin and climbs in* Ponce...I'm gonna sleep here next to you. *JFK closes the coffin, after ten seconds JFK opens the coffin* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Great, now Mario's dead! I'm killing everyone!!!! Oh, why couldn't Ponce have three lives like Mario?!!!!!!!!
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JFK-remember that show my two dads only gayer.
Elvis-what mama make for you
Fat Elvis- 5 peanut butter and fried bannana sandwiches and a thermos full of tranquelizer pills, thank you very much.
I don't know why, but the one thing I have never NOT laughed at is:
Ghandi: There's a part for the peanut.
Peanut: ...We're listening. Muahahaha!
"There was a time when I wanted to rip your head off and poop in you."
-Gandhi-
Try and catch me BITCH!
Salty seconds, my boy
shareCleo: This isn't working! Love is just an abstract concept, it can't knock down stuff.
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Julius Ceaser: Smoking raisins is like LSD, on acid!
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Abe: I don't take orders from you or anyone! (phone rings) Hi Cleo. Sure I'll take your order!
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JFK: Get off my dingy! Not you.
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JFK: Wanna bee-ah?
Joan: Sure. Maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain.
JFK: So uh, are you uh drunk drunk enough yet to sleep with me?
Joan kicks JFK in the face
JFK: Answer the question!
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Joan: But there's something you don't know Cleo. Something personal. It happened to me... personaly.
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Thomas Edison: Damn coal powered projector! Well all the films are ruined.
Cleo: There is no god!
Joan: There is a god!
Thomas Edison: Except Joan's film which has somehow expanded in the fire and will now be seen in widescreen.
Joan: Aghh, there is no god.