i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.
mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....
I dont know hes talking about going off to the Congo and teaching underprivaleged retards or some sh-t
shareReporter: "Are you worried about Hansel tonight?"
Derek: "Not as worried as I am about Gretel!"
There are so many, this movie is pricelss...
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I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
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"Who's winning the match?" is pretty underrated.
shareMy favorite line is: "Who you trying to get crazy with, ése? Don't you know I'm LOCO?"
Hanson talking some cholo Spanish and trying to be a tough gang-banger/ super model, eyes wide-open, twirling his index fingers in the air (and his curlylocks) to show that, indeed, he is crazy!
What a crack-up! I just bawl out laughing every time! It's so ridiculous and over the top!
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy *beep* Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
shareHansel's "why you been actin so messed up toward me"
shareHow can we be expected to teach children to read....when they can't even fit inside the BUILDING!
and
WAIT! Hansel, let's not lose our cool! We're no better than the machine, or something to that effect.
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat?