i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.
mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....
"But they won't be looking for not us"
Steven: Wait. There's another tradition.
[looks at Charlie]
Steven: Always check your candy.
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ORANGE MOCHA FAPPICUINO !
That whole scence is amazing.Especially when Wake Me Up Before You Go Go kicks in and they are riding along in the jeep. lmao
You'll Never Work Alone
Obviously, "I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS", I actually say that during heated arguments and then laugh later realizing I quoted Zoolander during a fight. But I also love after that "I invented the Piano Key Necktie!"
Also (Paraphrasing)
Derek: Uh, Earth to Matilda -
Matilda: Okay, guys can we stop with the "Earth to's"?
Derek: No, we're not actually the Earth calling you -
Hansel: Heh-hello?
The way Hansel says that cracks me up every time! my friends and i used to say it so much that it turned into a completely different noise...like Hehr-hellur
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
One of mine:
J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: That's not true!
J.P. Prewitt: Yes it is, Derek.
Derek Zoolander: [meekly] Okay.
Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.
And my favorite:
Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.
a good one:
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.
and the best one:
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
freek gasoline fight accident
UNCOMPROMISING UNDERGROUND FILTHshare
"You're excused. And I'm not your BRAAA!!"
"Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a model"
"No, but the two lookers that capped Kennedy from the grassy knoll sure as SH!T were!!"
But my all-time favourite has to be:
"That's when I became..... bulimic"
And Zoolander just says, in the most awe-struck voice ever:
"You can read MINDS??!" (*cue Hansel doing a shocked-pouting face in slow mo*)
AMAZING!!!
And the classic: "But why male models?" ".............You serious....? I just..... told you that, a minute ago...."
I read somewhere that was improvised cos Ben Stiller forgot the next line, so just repeated his last one. J.P's reaction still kills me!
And it's not really a line as such, but the way Matilda rolls her eyes everytime Derek sats anything stupid just cracks me up.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted" - Charlie Chaplin
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Brint: Or the way Hansel combs his hair?
Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.
Meekus: Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke.
Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay I knew that!
Meekus: Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you *didn't* know it was a joke!
Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
Meekus: Earth to Brint...
Derek Zoolander: Would you guys stop it already?
"Oh, I'm sorry! Did my pin get in the way of your ASS?!"
Gets me every time. ;)