i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.
mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....
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shareJ. P. Prewitt: Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? But who do you think made the powdered wigs and colored leg stockings worn by our country's early leaders?
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Derek: MUGATU!!!
J. P. Prewitt: Slaves, Derek
Derek: Oh
"For your information, it's from the Cheryl Ladd collection, and I got it at J.C. Penney. ON SALE!"
The whole "Earth to Matilda" conversation was hilarious.
"It was a day spa. D-a-i-y-e..."
And the best line of all time: "Obey my dog!!"
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"Derek Zoolander: A Model, Idiot!"
Go pennies, help the puny children who need you!
Most of the lines in this movie are hilarious.
Some of my faves are:
I think I have a case of black lung *cough cough*
I was at a day spa. day. D-A-I-Y-E. okay?
what is this a center for ants?
You may be familiar with the belief
that some aboriginal tribes hold.
It's the concept that a photo
might steal a part of your soul.
What are your thoughts on that..as someone who gets his picture
taken for a living?
Well, I guess I would have to answer
your question with another question.
How many "abo-digitals"
do you see modeling?
You think I'm too dumb to know what a eugoogoly is?
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
'What about, good morning Hansel and Derek, thanks for the freak-fest last night...'
'And so as the caterpillar becomes the butterfly, so you shall become... derelicte!'
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"Let me show you DERELICTE! [...] It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique!" - Mugatu
shareDerek: Put a cork in it, Zane!
Mugatu: Prime Minister of Malaysia: bad! Martial Arts: good! Kill naughty man! Obey my dog!
Mugatu: Do as you've been trained to do, AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTEEEEER!!!!!
Larry Zoolander: That's my kid! That's my son!
(I realize that one isn't the funniest line but Voight delivers it with such genuine heartfelt pride it kills me every time. lol)
Dy-na-mite! Dy-na-mite!
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