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what are ur favorite lines


i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.

mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....

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"moisture is the essence of wetness"

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actually without doubt my favourite line is "I INVENTED THE PIANO NECKTIE!!!!!!"

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I'm bulimic...
Zoolander: You can read minds???!!!

and

What do we do once we fall off the horse?
*awkward pause*
We get back up!
Zoolander: I'm not a gymnast!

"We all go a little mad sometimes." -Norman Bates

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"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

I love that part! I also love this part:

Hansel: "So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy s**t, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: "And?"
Hansel: "It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius."

There are too many great scenes...





"Tonight, turn your weapons to the IMDb trolls!"

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I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure, that my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it.
Lol

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"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

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Eugoogly

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