i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.
mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way..."
LOL
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Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way..."
hahaha i just laughed out loud reading that
"How are the children supposed to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"
shareHansel: Me and my friends have been to busy bathing off of the soutern coast of St. Bard's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks. Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on sh-t
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy sh-t Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius
Zoolander: Put a cork in it, Zane!
Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan
Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much
Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't
"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary" - Kirk Lazarus
"what is this, a center for ants?"
haha, very classic line, but I love it.
Also, even though it's not a "line," I love everything in the "happy" video scene.
"Todd!! are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
"Sorry Maury, I'm not a gymnast"
"Obey my dog!"
and when Maury goes "Baa ba ba BAAAAA, ba ba baa ba baa baaaaa!"
"God? Derrik, what the sh*t are you talking about?"
"I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I get back."
"Are you serious? I - I just got doning telling you that."
So many more!
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...or cocaine!"