I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
"they're in the computer?"
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking."
just kidding
"I believe I might be of service."
"...With french fried potatoes."
“DO IT HANSEL.”
“He’s a cool dude.”
“It’s a walk-off!”
“Taste my pain, bitch!”
“..The computer… So simple!”
“You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of it’s cage.”
“EW.”
“NOTHING! NOTHIIIIIING!” –Mugatu’s high-pitched “nothing” cry XD!!!!
“Exsqueeze me, but haven’t you ever heard of styling gel?!”
“I’m not your BRAH!” (..The look Hansel makes is PERFECT)
I just randomly say these lines:
“Inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.”
“Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features… doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
“…Slaves, Derek.”
“If you’ll excuse me, I have an after-funeral-party to attend.”
"Hold the S because I am an AINT." -Marilyn Manson
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'what is this? a center for ants??'
i get alot of starnge looks...
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'DISQUALIFIED!'
shareQuotes I have honestly used 1000000 times in daily life are :
'For serious.' - the most.
'theyre IN the computer?'
'Taste my pain bitch!'
'Im not your BRAH'
'You is talking loco and I like it'
'Im a hot little potato right now!'
Marta: Te Quiero.
Gob: English, please.
Marta: I love you.
Gob: Great, now I'm late.
"i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!!"
"Orange-mocca-frappachino"
not a quote, but use it about 5 times on an average day: the le-tigre, ferrari, blue steel or magnum
"i'm sorry maury, i'm not a gymnast"
"blessed are the forgetfull, for they get the better even of their blunders"
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gimme a second, i have to collect myself and the quotes of beauty:
1. "Really, really, ridiculously _______________!" i'll randomly fill in said blank w/ whatever i'm talking about - food, people, myself, etc.
2. "I'm one hot potato!"
3. "Dear God, it's beautiful!"
4. "Are you unaware that i get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?" i do that one w/ my sister, and then "mugatu" will do that freaky look, and "todd" will shrink back in fear, and pout.
5. "FRICKIN' IDIOT!"
6. "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty!"
7. *cough* *cough* "mer-MAN!"
8. story time: i have a boxer dog, so his tail is cropped down to about 4 inches, so he can only wiggle it slightly when he gets excited. but it only goes to the right! so my entire family yells "can't... wag... left!" when he gets happy
9. "Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"
10. "I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"
11. "you can read minds?"
12. i will randomly name people Little Cletus, and my sister was quoting some of the bloopers of mr. ferrell as cletus during lunch the other day.
"You can't sign the Queen's back!"
"Where're your guards? Are they gonna, like, jump on me?"
"Its not like we're actually trying to contact outer space!"
"Hello! Hello!"
everyday of my life :D
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'I can't sleep with you, my head is killing me'
share"Hellooo! Helloooo" I use that with a friend, imitating Owen´s voice and hand gesture
Also I use a lot the "Oh.. SNAP!" xD
And of course.. the classics "What is this.. a center for ANTS?!" and "You can read Minds?!"
"thankgod i wore underwear today"
"why is he sticking his hands in his pants!?"
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HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW!
"What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?"
Oh, and
"Moisture is the essence of wetness...and wetness...is the essence of beauty".
ok i dont use it in everyday life, but its still a good quote.
"What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?"
best quote to use is "im not so sure u did because u were all like ______ (fill that in with watever) like u DIDNT kno it was a joke ha ha! "
or "______ hes so hot right now, _______" u fill a name in of whoever.
For a minute there I thought someone might have to read our Eugoogily
shareI usually use the quote "Good story, Hansel" whenever someone finishes a story and I don't know how to respond, like if a girl tells a stupid story about her day or how intuitive her cat is.
shareI usually always say something like "What is this?A center for ants?!?!" but change it up a bit.
"What is this...a cell phone for ANTS?!!?"..Like when At&T came out with that tiny tiny phone.
This one is really a quote but sometimes I drive around and go to gas stations playing "Wake me up before you go,go!"
AND of course I always say to everyone "you know what could realyl help you sort through these important issues?ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACINO!"
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Ditto on the 'oh I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your a.s.s?'
Also, ditto on the Sting line, but I always add the 'Richard Gere's a real hero of mine"
My favorites for use in everyday life would have to be:
"I hear words like beauty and handsomeness and has some incredibly chiseled features, that's a sort of vanity, a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of."
"I wasn't like a lot of kids growing who dream of becoming an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark is made out of on a tree."
"I dig the bungee. For me it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and rip it. I live with a lot of flair *snaps* I live it on the edge...it's where I gotta be."
i feel like i'm taking crazy pills
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