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What quotes do you use in daily life?


I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.

What quotes do you use most in daily life?

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Haha my friends and I quote this movie entirely too much...but sometimes when someone calls me, i'll answer and just be like, "God??" and it always throws them off lol

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obey my dog

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Every time I go to the gas station, I think...

"GASOLINE FIGHT!!!!"

I'm also quite partial to:

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

lol

"IMDB... where 14 year olds can pretend to be jaded 40 year old movie critics"

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I love this question, to answer...

All of them (or at least most) I'm not kidding!

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"Oh im sorry is my pin in the way of your ass! Do me a favor and lose 5 pounds immediately and get out!"

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"...I mean it like the black people say it, which I think is more meaningful..."

"...die in a freak gasoline fight accident..."

"a yougooglizer, a person who speaks at funerals"

"if you'll excuse me, I have an [insert event] party to attend..."

I love calling people "K-Mart"

"Day, D-A-I-E"

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How come no one has said...
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, wetness is the esseence of beauty"
or somethinmg like that ahahhahah

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i randomly walk up to my friends and say "keep pulling the sweater!" and then walk away.

Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

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I invented the piano key neck tie. I INVENTED IT!!! And what have you done, NOTHING!!!!

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Haha I use like all of them.

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Thank you Billy Zane!

"I thought the Cop was a prostitute!"

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"you can read minds?"

"mer-MAN, MERMAN"

and as soon as i get the oppurtunity (wich sadly isnt very often)

"whats this? A HOUSE FOR ANTS!"

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"They were like brothers to me...but like the way black people use it...more meaningful I guess"

and of course, "there's gotta be more in life than just being really, really good-looking"




hello,newman...

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I can't believe no one's said:

"oh I'm sorry, did my pin get IN THE WAY OF YOUR ASS?!"

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Imposing my Mulholland Dr. theory since 1839

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i don't use it, but this is sooooo funny

Did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

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Haha, you think Zoolander is funny?! That explains a lot. Moron.

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