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What quotes do you use in daily life?


I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.

What quotes do you use most in daily life?

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"it's not every day that your friends die in a freak gasoline fight accident"

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"WHAT IS THIS? a centre for ants?"

and when i cough: "i've got the black lung, pop."

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OH, and the whole "what do you do when you fall off the horse.... YOU GET BACK ON"


"i'm not a gymnast, maurie."

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HAHAHAHA i love this movie so much me and my friends are always saying "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!" HAHAHAHA Man I LOVE IT!

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"Tripping on acid changed my whole perspective on s***"

"You is talkin' loco and I like it!"
















"Some advice,okay:DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER AT CRAZY PEOPLE!!"

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Whenever I go on a job interview and am asked what my future aspirations are, I always reply, "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. "

Just kidding, kind of. It depends on if the person has a sense of humor. :)

"You is talking loco and I like it!"

"Screw you and your little dog too!"

"What is this?! A center for ants?!"

"I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt. "

Yep!


"I'm sorry. I didn't know you had this problem with yelling in my face." -Dallas "Dally" Winston

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I use them plenty and often. Besides all the ones that have been mentioned already , here are ones that spew from my mouth regularly.

"oh, i'm sorry. did my pin get in the way of your ass? do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

"put a cork in it, zane"

"i do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit." - this is funny because i deal with reporters regularly.

And finally...

(to tell people when i knew my gf was the one)
"there was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two finnish dwarves and the maori tribesmen, where I thought, "wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"."

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"You think you're too cool for school don't you? Well news flash Walter Cronkite......you're NOT."

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"Tripp'n on acid changed our perspective on s h i t"

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Check the siggy.

My friends and I say the Billy Zane line all the time. It made the movie Titanic far more entertaining. For some reason, we always say it in the Zoolander voice. I think the line would sound funnier coming out of Ben Stiller. Still a fantastic line though.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane...he's a cool dude!

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I think I'll answer your question with another question. How many aberdiginals do you see modeling, hmm?

'Now remember, Captain Shakespeare has a fearsome reputation!' - Prince Septimus, Stardust

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I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.

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One day i was eating my lunch and i looked in the spoon and thought to myself "hey ur rediculously good looking, maybe u could do that for a career"

i love that line

also in the dvd when u go to the main menu where zoolander is talking, he goes "in the olden days" i use that one alot

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"child labor laws are old and outdated" and "are you serious? i just expalined that like 5 mins ago."

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oh yeah, "whats left to ponder???"

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Every time we refer to doing something in our "grubby" (work) clothes, we claim to be going for the "Dereliqute" (sp?) look.

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Not daily but quite often:

I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop



"He was hung like a harvest mouse"

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"I'm pretty sure there's more to life than just being really really really ridiculously good-looking..."

use it ALL the time!

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