I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
lol my friends and I quote Zoolander all the time. I'll randomly go up to my friend and shout "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINOS!!!" These too:
"MerMAN, father...merMAN!"
"Matilda: I was...bulimic.
(pause)
Derek: You could read minds?"
"Where did all the files go?"
"That Hansel...he's so hot right now."
"There's more to life than being really really good looking."
"But why male models?"
"I think I have the black lung..." (cough cough) ...(or something like that)
And I make his "Blue Steel" face. hahaha
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
I definitely use the "It's not my fault i'm ridiculously good looking" line.
It's a perfect comeback to a comment. USE IT!
~Amy~
Who you gettin crazy with esse............... dont you know i'm loco
sharemust be the
umm Earth to call lol
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the cough
"Stop it with all the 'earth to's'!"
"Hello...Matil...it's not like we're actually trying to call outer SPACE!"
"Can I call you (insert ridiculous nickname)?"
"No"
"OK, so (ridiculous nickname)"
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."
"Mer-MAN *cough cough* Mer-MAN!" (People often have no idea on this one!)
"But why male models?" (Used when you have forgotten what you were doing/saying)"
"A model...idiot"
"He won't be looking for...NOT us!"
All pure genius...I could go on!
"I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your A SS? Lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building, like, now!"
shareCOOL STORY HANSEL! lol, whenever someone is telling a boring story i just say that and they get the point haha
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sharePersonally whenever I feel like things ar enot going the way that theyneed to or I need a good laugh, I will slip in the:
"I didn't know you were an egooglizer."
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you-do or do not there is no try.
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPOCHINO!!! and "Listen to your good friend Billy Zane!"
JASPER HALE <3 There's nothing like a bit of southern comfort . . . ;)
He's so hot right now.
shareI can't believe no one wrote this:
• “Never heard of it. Me and my friends have been bathing off the cliffs of St Barts with Spider monkeys. Tripping on Acid has changed my whole perspective on *beep* So I guess you can Derelicte my ball El Capatan.”
Whenever a friend says a stupid story i say "cool story hanzel."
4// itchy tasty
Earth to Meecus!!!
"I am Jack's cold sweat."