I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
I like to call random kids I see Little Cletus
shareWhen I see a questionable male or female, I would say to my friends, that shemale Katinka...
And I make that sound, when I'm in pain, that Zoolander makes when he was trying to take off his underwear during the walkoff.
-The Price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
I invented the piano key necktie!
"The horror is not in the bang, but in the anticipation of it." -Alfred Hitchcock
I always say at random: "D-A-I-Y-E!!"
"The center has to be at least........................... Three times bigger than this!"
Whenever someone giving me directions tells me to turn left or right, I tell them "I can't. I'm not an ambi-turner".
Also, whenever people I know are getting into an argument, I'll propose they "settle this with a walk-off"
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obey my dog!
shareMy buddies and I have a few we use. Most have been mentioned here already:
"Mer-MAN! *cough* *cough* Mer-MAN!"
Whenever someone messes something up, we refer to it as a:
"Tragic gasoline fight accident"
When we are having a discussion and someone chimes in with their advice:
"Listen to you friend Billy Zane."
Of course, when someone insults someone:
"Oh snap!" & "How do you live?!"
The one we use a lot, is after someone tells you a story about some crap...just change your voice a bit and say:
"Great story Hansel"
-Windquake
-Ron Paul in 2008
He is actually different.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY7cbeOxVuw
"I knew it was a joke, Meekus, I just didn't get it right away."
"Earth to ___"
When playing Halo online:
"Oh man, I thought for a second they would be reading OUR eugooglys."
"Who's winning the match?"
"I knew it was a joke, Meekus, I just didn't get it right away."
"Earth to ___"
When playing Halo online:
"Oh man, I thought for a second they would be reading OUR eugooglys."
"Who's winning the match?"
Don't you know I'm loco?
Oh, Snap!
Your mistake indeed!
Blank, so hot right now, Blank
Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
(when someone tells me to pretend to be nice/happy/etc.) Damn it Blank, I'm not a professional film or television actor.
I feel like i'm taking crazy pills
And of course "You think you're too cool for school...but let me tell you something....you're not."
Helloooo
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before my boyfriend and i got together properly and we were just "seeing" each other, he put his name on msn as "that jess, so hot right now" :) so we always say that to each other, and also "a model..idiot."
sharewhen someone gets me mad i said you can deralick my balls
lol even thought i am a girl
*cough* *cough* I think I'm getting the black lung, Pa *cough*
I can derelicke my own balls thank you very much (i'ts even funnier because i'm an english girl)
Merman!!
Kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia!!!!
The files are in the computer...
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!!!!
Eugoogoly.
A freak gasoline fight accident
A model...idiot?
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
I'm really, really, ridiculously good-looking!
One look- ONE LOOK!?!?!
Obey my dog!!!
He is talking loco and I like it.
He had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his butt to defeat you.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!!
You mean you can read minds...?
"Put away those fiery biscuits..."- Rudi Van Di Sarnio, The Mighty Boosh