My favorite was in the airplane when Beavis scared the crap out of the pilots causing the whole plane to go out of control...then Butt-Head fell in and the pilot yelled something like, "GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT!" and Butt-Head says, "Haha, you said--" I could watch that over and over for hours.
share"Pull your damn pants up boy! I don't wanna see that! If I ever catch you whackin in here again I'll hog tie you!"
"Why does everyone wanna see my schlong?"
man- "how many Hail Mary's, Father?"
beavis- "a thousand!! and hit yourself.. real hard!! Harder!!
that entire scene kills me!
butt-head -"i see u have braces too"... comes crashing out of the window
butt-head -"my life ruled!"
"a drink for the horror that im in"-my chemical romance
When they get into the wrong bus with al the nuns. Then one of them shows Beavis the bible. Then he says to Butthead:
"Hey, Butthead, this book kicks ass. There's this talking snake and a naked chick. And then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong"
This one had me literally in tears laughing.
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The Slot,sluts discussion on the plane.
"I hope to score big myself. Ill be doing mostly the slots."
"Me, I took a beating." I love that line.
Butt-Head: "Testes, Testes. One, two....uh, three?"
Clinton: "Huh-huh, I love that joke."
Butt-head: "My name is Butt-head. My name has 'Butt' in it." (Like he never knew beforehand.)
"Any last words, punk?"
"Yeah, your wife is good in bed."
"So, you're a liar, too?"
Any time Butt-Head says "This is gonna be cool" it's completely priceless.
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Muddy- get to las vegas to do my wife
Butthead- Can we like, uhhh, watch tv first?
*muddy pulls out a gun and shoots a hole through the TV
Muddy- No
Its funny how the colours of the world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen
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Butthead - "Is this a 'God dam'?"
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Butthead:"Hey Beavis, he said Anus"
Beavis: Entertain Us- Anus, Oh, ha, thats cool"
Teacher: "Have you kids even heard a single word I've said?"
Butthead: "Yeah- Anus"
so predictible, but friggin hilarious
The gyser shoots out 50 THOUsand gallons of water every second
Thso
Yeah thats not that much if you think about it.
This thucks, lets get out of here
ahahah funny shiz
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Settle down beavis
shareThis sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. We must find this butt hole who took our TV.
"They have a grill, it's this grill. Now you have it...it's called America."
Butthead: He wants us to score with his wife, and he's going to PAY us!!
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All of the Cornholio lines and the end where they are insulting each other.
I am the Great Cornholio!
i like the bit just before the 'is this a god damn' line, the guy says some facts and beavus says 'well i'll be damned'
makes me cry everytime
Muddy Grimes: You got any last words before I kill ya?
Butt-Head: I have a couple.. Huh-huh.. Butt-cheeks!
Ey! Panda bear.. WE don't take kindly to your types around here!
AHHHHH!!! WERE GONNA DIIIEEEEEE!-Beavis
when i first saw that part, it left me in stitches!
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some ppl are dumb.
Ninjas are cool, and by cool, i mean awesome.
Butt-Head: Damn it, Beavis. I was about to score!
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Beavis:It's gone!
Butt-head: Uhh...What?
Beavis:The TV
Butt-Head:...Oh yeah!
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Butt-Head:Hey, Beavis. I'm Jacking Off...Huh huh huh!
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Beavis:Is this a God Dam?
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Beavis:Why does everyone wanna see my shlong?
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Butt-Head: Chick with the big boobs. We are ready to do you know.
Lol
Those are the only one's I can remember. Also the one when Beavis first talk to the old lady on the plane about the Slots/Sluts in las vegas...lol
My favorite scene of the movie (I haven't watched it in years, so, I don't know what the lines were), is when Butthead is doing the "Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit," sign (I can't remember what it's called, help?), and than he slaps Beavis in the face. Frickin' priceless.
shareButthead going through the garbage can looking for the T.V "Uhh, it's not in here!"
http://z11.invisionfree.com/No_Holds_Barred/index.php?act=idxWLF 2-2
When Butt-Head goes "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen"
shareBeavis: "I don't know Butt-Head, that is a lot of money. Maybe can we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick."
Beavis: "I AM CORNHOLIO! I need T.P. for my bunghole."
Butt-Head: "Uh....uhhhh...Whoa! You what I just realized?"
Beavis: "What?"
Butt-Head: "This sucks."
Butt-Head: "This says 'Beavis'."
Beavis: "And 'Boot-Head!'"
Butt-Head: "That's Butt-Head. Don't you get it, Beavis? These dudes have the same name as us."
Beavis: "Really? We should party."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"
(Napoleon Dynamite)
"Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks!"
(Pulp Fiction)
Its all extremely hilarious but i always loved the scene where Beavis & Butthead go on the loud speaker and announce : "uh attention,attention we are looking for the chick witht he big boobs.ya ya we are ready to do you now. hehehehe.
lol! and the whole airplane scene with Cornholio =P
CAPTAIN Emily Sparrow thank you very much
*I love you Victor but you are not mine*
"The sun sucks"
"Athena! You conspire against me?!"
Butthead: "Hey baby. I see that you have braces... I have braces too."
Don't know why, but that line kills me every time.
I have a few.
Dam Tour Guide: Over 30,000 tons of concrete were used in the construction of the dam.
Beavis: Heh!
Dam Tour Guide: From top to bottom, the dam is 51 stories tall.
Beavis: Well that's somethin'.
LOL it's so out of character for Beavis, as is:
Butthead: So?
Yellowstone Guy: The geyser pumps out over 12,000 gallons of water in a single eruption.
Beavis: That's not that much really.
Beavis: Hey, isn't Seattle in Washington?
Butthead: Yeah.
Beavis: Because I thought maybe after we score, we could go see "Hole".
Butthead: Hehe hole
Beavis: Check it out, Butthead, porta potties
Butthead: Good. I gotta take a dump.
Butthead: Really? Was she naked? Cool.
Beavis: Umm a thousand! And I want you to hit yourself. RIGHT now.
Even though they've both already been mentioned,
"Is this a God dam?" (I wet myself everytime)
and,
when Butthead says to the flight attendant
"Uh, huh huh. Hey baby... I got a beer, uh huh huh.. want some?"
The tone in his voice is priceless, as if he actually thinks that's going to work. Brilliant. But the whole movie is p*ss funny...I may ahve to watch it again this eve.
"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this".
Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!
shareWhen beavis' butt itches I think at the dam...
Butthead: "Your butt sucks."
HAHHAHAHA
Old Woman: It's the most beautiful thing I've seen.
Old Man: It's Amazing.
Butt-head(Looking at a Urinal): It's the most beautiful thing I've seen.
Beavis: It's amazing!
Nicolas Cage in a bear suit. Enough Said.
"Actually, we just want to watch TV."
And then look how wide-eyed Butt-Head's eyes get when he replies "SHUT UP Beavis."
THE DOVE OF AMERICA
Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....