My favorite was in the airplane when Beavis scared the crap out of the pilots causing the whole plane to go out of control...then Butt-Head fell in and the pilot yelled something like, "GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT!" and Butt-Head says, "Haha, you said--" I could watch that over and over for hours.
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shareI love when they first get to the airport, and the guy with the sign, and tries to read it:
"be-beave-behave-beavis!"
"yeah yeah. And bu-boothead!"
"dont you get it, Beavis? These guys have same names as us"
ha reading these posts, two cracked me up hardcore.
1) no no. I POOP TOO MUCH! then i get tired
2) I'll be damned
hahaha <3 Beavis and Butthead. My mates hate them.. WHY!
The beer has gone bad!
Their neighbor:
"Wait, those are the two boys who have been... whacking in my camper. I tell you, I've never seen two boys do so much... whacking in my life, they're like two little ol' spider monkeys."
*going through signs of funny city names*
Beavis: Meeteetees!
Beavis: were in washington
Butt-head: were gonna score now
Old Lady: no no boys this is the hoover dam
Beavis: eh no no WERE IN WASHINGTON!
Butthead: yeh WERE GONNA SCORE NOW!
McVicker: eeerh i always knew those 2 kids would get into huge trouble with the law
Agent Fleming: Shut up
*McVicker still making the eeeerh sound*
Beavis: Buuuh Boooo.. Boot?! some guy named Boot?!
Butthead: this says Beavis!
Beavis: yeh yeh and Boothead!
and obviously
Butthead: do you still think these sluts live in Highland?.. that would be cool!
Buttheads Dad: hey... you wanna see something really cool huh huh
*brrrrrrrrrrt! BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Beavis: heh eehe heh heh FIIREEEE!!!! nyeh heh heh
Muddy: Just watch out, she'll do you twice as fast as you can do her.
Butthead: WOOOAHH!!
Beavis: No way Butthead you always go first
Butthead: Damnit Beavis we've never done this before.
Butthead: This one says Beavis
Beavis: yeah, and Boothead!
''come to butthead''
and
''dont you get it beavis....these dudes have the same names as us''
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butthead says - your butt sucks ,,,,and,,, can you not like stand there and stuff
lol i remember a time i was bowling a few years ago in dallas and some guy was just looking at me for awhile making me nervous so i told him ,can you not like stand there and stuff and we walked away quietly lol
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Definately Beavis' rant about not scoring.
shareUh, attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs.
Yeah. We are ready to do you now.
My unit? It's in my pants.
He said, "extend."
Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned a-hwhacking.
Really? I poop too much.
Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big-screen TV, with two remotes.
Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
Yeah, yeah. We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes. And maybe some chicks, too.
Hey, Butt-Head, do you think we're gonna ever score?
I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey.
Shut up, dillhole.
Butt-dumpling.
Turd burglar.
Uh, ass goblin.
Shut up, Butt-Head. Hey, doesn't Tom Anderson live on this street?
Uh, yeah.
'Cause, I just need to stop by his tool shed for a couple minutes. You know what I'm saying?
Tool.
Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that. Damn it, get out of here! And if I ever catch you a-hwhacking in here again, I'm gonna hogtie you.
Head. My first name is Butt.
Something's wrong with my butt.
Your butt sucks.
Check it out, Butt-Head, porta-potties.
Cool. I gotta take a dump.
And anything said by Cornholio.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.
Masturbating in a man's camper?! We're dealing with two sick individuals. I want that camper torn apart! Full cavity searches all around!
shareBeavis is in the white house in the oval office and picks up the phone to talk as master in command-
"Mr. President?"
"I AM CORNHOLIO! MY SCHLONG GOES WAAAAAAAAA CHWA WHAHCA HICAHIAHA!!!!!"
gets me in tears each time
"Can we watch TV?"
*Muddy shoots the tv*
"no"
"You're late"
"Really? Did we miss Baywatch?"
"Uh, hey, baby. I noticed you have braces, I have braces too"
*chelsi clinton throws beavis out her window, he's in the front and a dozen riffles are pointed at him*
"Woah! This is the coolest thing I have ever seen"
"WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!"
"We're in Washington! We're going to score now!"
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"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. We must find this butthole that took our TV."
Classic.