My favorite was in the airplane when Beavis scared the crap out of the pilots causing the whole plane to go out of control...then Butt-Head fell in and the pilot yelled something like, "GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT!" and Butt-Head says, "Haha, you said--" I could watch that over and over for hours.
shareI like the part with Beavis getting all mad and saying. Dammit! This always happens! I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score! It's not fair! We traveled um, a mil-... a hundred miles, just because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit!
R.I.P. Uncle Steve
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when they are walking through the desert and Beavis says:"hey Butt-head, how long until we get to Washington?" and Butt-head says "Umm, about 5 minutes or something"
share"full cavity searches all around" to the nuns on the bus
Butt-Head: "The sun sucks!"
Beavis: "We didn't score, though"
Old Woman: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. As for me, I took a beating!"
lol, just the innuendo of that line was hilarious to me
Oh, and one more:
Airline passenger: "Does the gumbo have any corn in it?"
Beavis: "I AM CORNHOLIO!"
Airline stewardess: "To fasten the seatbelt insert the free end into the coupling."
Butt-Head: "Insert."
And also:
Teacher: "There's a wonderful world when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us mmkay?"
Butt-Head: "He said anus."
Beavis: "Entertain us, anus. Oh yeah!"
What he said after that was ESPECIALLY funny!
Van Dreison (sp?): *sigh* "Did you guys hear a word I said?"
Butt-Head: "Uh yeah... anus."
The tone of his voice cracks me up.
I also like the begining were it takes him like 30 seconds to figure out that their TV has been stolen. And as soon as you think he's going to say something smart (well, smart for Butt-Head), he just goes, "I think I just figured something out, Beavis...this sucks!"
His choice of vocab is hysterical as well. XD
@ JesseZinVT
the slut from the plaine actually said: 'me, i took a big load', which is actually even more fun than 'i took a beating'.
Just start running really fast as soon as you hit the ground. itll work
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Thank u sir
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I remember hearing that recently in another movie (or was it a TV series?) I am trying to remember .. Was it in "Red Dwarf" ? no... damn...
Does anyone remember hearing that "theory" somewhere else? Hmm, would that be used as a search parameter on IMDb (Would people actually list that for a movie or program)?
Beavis: I poop too much.
Old Lady: Well, maybe your lactose intollerant.
Beavis: No. I poop too much, then I get tired.
The lesbian seagull song was pretty funny too. I was laughing so hard when I heard both of them...
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ATF: We have you surrounded. Give us the unit.
Beavis: (as cornholio)aa-aa-aa (stops) Why does everybody wanna see my shlong?
The way he just goes from cornholio to Beavis again made me laugh.