My favorite was in the airplane when Beavis scared the crap out of the pilots causing the whole plane to go out of control...then Butt-Head fell in and the pilot yelled something like, "GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT!" and Butt-Head says, "Haha, you said--" I could watch that over and over for hours.
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Beavis: Um, is this a God Dam?
Makes me laugh every time. I look for any reason in everyday life to use it.
when there in the hotel room and muddys is telling them to do his wife and gives them the warning
but be careful she'll do you twice as fast as you do her
there facial expressions are great
I gotta agree, there s-arnette. Best line ever. "Excuse me, sir. Um, is this a God-Dam?"
Or when they get on the intercom at the Capital:
Beavis "We are ready to do you now." All offical sounding. Cracks me up every time.
Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish! -- Fry
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"Anybody got a match?"
"Uh, yeah my butt and uh, your butt."
"Go deep on him. Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth."
(minutes later)"Did I just score?"
LOL! But pretty much every line in the movie is histerical.
Who says violence is not the answer?
I like the first part when Butthead is a giant ravaging through the city, then see's a beautiful woman... picks her up and he's like, "uhh, hey baby... I'm like, pretty tall"
That line is amazing
Butthead and the screwing vultures...
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"Check it out Butt-head, it's that slut from the plane"
Not in our house
best line for me (at Hoover Damn)
Beavis: "Is this a god damn?"
Mr. Van Driessen - Uh, I believe you would know that theres something in this country called 'Due Process'
ATF Agent - ::Hits him in the stomach with the butt of his rifle::
It's so funny seeing that Ultra-Liberal pansy getting the crap kicked outta him. Its something I could deff. see happening in today's USA and I would have the same reaction if I saw it happen first hand!!!
Clinton: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Butthead: Huh huh huh, he said extend!
Beavis: Oh yeah!
This is the coolest thing that i have ever seen.
hey baby, i noticed you have braces i have those too.
heheh, The one that smashed his guitar looked like Dale Gribble.
I like uh nominate this moment in the movie -
(Motley Crue roadie) - "You want to see something really cool?"
The ensueing scene cannot be typed!
(Beavis) - "Fire!" huh huh hmm
Oh and "The sun sucks" is a personal and much quoted favorite of mine.
"Well I'll be danged. If it ain't them two boys who have been a 'hwackin off in ma tewl shed. Boy I never seen two boys do so much 'hwhackin. Like a couple of dang spider monkeys"
and...
(at the end)
Beavis: Hang on Butthead. I need to stop off at Mr. Anderson's tool shed for a minute. Hehehehe.
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When they are in the desert and Beavis says: "They should put like, a drinking fountain out here or something"
And when they push the tv down the school steps and principal McVickar comes out to see what is going on. As they walk away:
Butthead- "It belongs to the school"
Beavis- "Yeah, it's s'posed to be in the AV room".
Agent Flemming: "Where is the unit?!"
Butthead: "My unit? In my pants..."
Butthead: "It's like it's coming out of the ass of the ass..."
Beavis: "Yeah, it's like the poop is coming out of the ass OF the ass..."
Butthead: "Your butt sucks"
One of my very favourite lines of the movie-
Beavis(While Butthead is listening to Dallas Grimes through the ajoining door in the hotel): "Does she sound naked?"