MovieChat Forums > Friday (1995) Discussion > What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?

What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?

posted 18 years ago by lancedguy-1
247 replies | jump to latest

This is one of the funniest movies ever made!! In my book, one of the best FILMS ever made...a masterpiece. Every so often, I have to pop it in the VCR to get my Friday fix. I've probably seen it 100 times or more through the years. It's loaded with one liners that I've quoted and worn out with my friends, and after 10 years, I still catch myself laughing out loud when I think about this movie.

Smokey (to Craig): "Why don't you tell yo dad to comb his hair or SUMPTHIN!! Looks like a bunch of spiders is havin' a meetin' on his head!"

And another favorite:

Craig's father (talking in his sleep): SNORE..."Yeah...I'll take the 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and uh all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you."

[–] bart9339 18 years ago

Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the *beep* out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.

[–] Hoodfella 18 years ago

(After Smokey meets the blind date he goes to complain to Debbie)

"Why you hook me up with that fat Azz ball headed girl"

"Who Rita? Rita's not fat she's big boned"

"Sh!!!!t that girl wider than all outside talking about she look like Janet Jackson"

"No she didn't go there"

"B!tch got out of the car looking like Freddy Jackson"

(Smokey to Felicia)
"Write it down, take a picture I don't give a *beep*

(Pops to Craig)
"You gone work or go to school at the end of the month the rent is due and you want have to worry about catching a dog, you'll have to worry about a dog catching yo azz"

"I can't help I'm a hustla I can't put that work down" - B

[–] Urban_Honey_Pioneer 18 years ago

The scene in the bathroom is classic...

Mr. Jones: (on the toilet) "Take a look at that paper on the c-c-c-counter there son..."

Craig: "I ain't tryin to be no dog catcher!"

Mr. Jones: "Why not?"

Craig: "I don't even like dogs..."

Hilarious! The way Craig is covering up his nose and he says the last line all quiet... lmao thinking about it!

[–] Superwog 18 years ago

Smokey: She said she look like Janet Jackson, bitch got out the car lookin like Freddy Jackson!

Mrs. Jones: Use Water....

Smokey's mom: Smokey, get me some cigarettes.
Smokey: Well, give me some money....Wait, this isn't enough...
Smokey's mom: Make it enough.

[–] cartman_10 13 years ago

all of these, they're comedy gold.

[–] richard-hayden 18 years ago

This may not be exact but when Smoky and Craig are gonna have some kool-aid, and Craig has no sugar, Smokey says. DAAAMMMN, Y'all aint never got two things that match. You got Kool-Aid, no sugar, peanut butter, no jelly, ham, no burger, DAAAMMMMMN.

ROFL - Yes this is my favorite quote.'

Best non spoken part is when the father comes home after getting bit by the dog and watns some peace and quiet and tells the two of them to go outside- and not to slam the door.
Smokey grabs the screen door with both hands and slams it into the house with that like like "...and what?!"

Or

"oh dont even talk with all the horses missing they hair around here"

"Craig, can I talk to you real quick?"
"What is it"
"Oh...I need to borrow your VCR real quick"
"Now what kinda s*it is THAT?!"

[–] 18 years ago

[deleted]

[–] Movie_reaper 18 years ago

Bitch! You got knocked the *beep* out!!

Best line ever!!!

[–] lolita_ivory 18 years ago

Joy-"you ain't got to lie craig you ain't got to lie."
joy-"you know I love yo momma."

[–] frankyfour 18 years ago

Smokey to Devo " I won, give me my moneee!"
Devo's response "You what"
Smokey's response "I lost"

That flashback scence about the beach cruiser is awesome.

[–] Jules_Vincent13 18 years ago

The whole scene with Debbie.
Debbie: Whats up...
Smokey: Not a DAMN THING!

-
"Holy Sh*t! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me! "-Mrs Lift

[–] carroll932 18 years ago

I can't believe nobody has said this...my favorite...last line in the movie:

I was just *beep*!! And you know this...MANNN!

[–] robbongers85 18 years ago

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Great movie! Smokey is hilarious!

[–] obteene 18 years ago

i had to deal with your *beep* for 22 years. u cant deal with mine for 5 damn minutes.

[–] coza_28 18 years ago

right it down, take a picture, i dont give a *beep*

[–] LooseCed 18 years ago

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE *beep* OUT!"

"I steel, I don't keel."

Classic one liners.

"Don't EVA, EEEEEEEVA, EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA! Come back here."

"You knew that girl was bald headed!"

"That's yo azzz, Mistah Postman."

[–] soundlad 18 years ago

My fave quote from the film has to be...

IM JUST BULL S***** and you now THIS MANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

:>

[–] BGsClub 18 years ago

smokey: Its friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got sh*t to do.

smokey: what the fu*k you stealing boxes for? you trying to build a club house?

[–] pocahontas21030 18 years ago

when craig thinking he goes

Craig: For some reason i don't think smokey wanted to go in the house

You see smokey shaking his head and then tries to leave and deebo grabs him and throws him in the house.

[–] Grits-N-Gravy 18 years ago

I love the part where Deebo is beating craig down and Smokey whispers
"Shoot him".

Smokey: Yo punk ass daddy, always talkin *beep*
Craig: Wait, hold up!
Smokey: Why don't you tell him to comb his hair? Look like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head.

Pastor:Is sister Jones home?
Craig:Nope, and neither is BROTHER JONES. They both at work.

Did anybody else notice that when Joi is accusing craig of cheating on the phone, there is a man sleeping right next to her?

[–] bdarkness_666 18 years ago

When Smokey says "Cheap ass phone"

[–] bnz13 18 years ago

my favourite is when smokey says:

"i got mind control over deebo, he be like shut the *beep* up, i be quiet..but when he leave...i be talkin again"

lol so jks

[–] 18 years ago

[deleted]

[–] goodyshoes12247 18 years ago

I love the part when smokey was supposed to be talking in spanish

You got knocked the **** out-Smokie

and the part when he was talking about andell claiming she looked like Janet to Debie-Smokey

[–] Superstar_Britt 18 years ago

Mr.Jones: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

Smokey:She said she look like Janet Jackson, bitch looked like Freddie Jackson.

Dont nobody go to the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes, and someone open a window around here

Hey Mrs.Parker
Hey BOys
When Can I FUQQ you Mrs.Parker
Wat wuz dat
lmao classic!!!!

i know you don't smoke weed, i know this. but i'm going to get you high today. because it's friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shiit to do!

Fat Girl Rita: Ooooh, wasssup?
Smokey: Not a damn thing!!
Fat Girl Rita: So are you gonna kick it or what?
Smokey: We can kick it, but I forgot I gotta go pick my mom from work, and you know how that is.
Fat Girl Rita: That's alright, I'll take you to get her.
Smokey: Nah! She don't like a lot of people... with me when I go get her.
Smokey: Look, why don't you go across the street and get you something to eat? I know you hungry!
Fat Girl Rita: Uh-uh,'cause, see, I ate twice before I came.

SiNGLe BiTCHeZ!
www.myspace.com/brittneywillalwaysbehere
add me!
Plies So Damn Sexii!!!
http://www.ozonemag.com/fla2005/300/B-16.jpg
I Cant Deny It Imma Straight Ridah,You Dont Wanna Fuqq Wit Me!!

Mr.Jones: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.
Hey Mrs.Parker
Hey BOys
When Can I FUQQ you Mrs.Parker
Wat wuz dat
lmao classic!!!!

[–] MrsMonroe74 16 years ago

lol@cheap ass phone
I say that whenever it's time to replace an old phone.

______________________________
I like you. do you like me?-borat

[–] dubohtaz007 17 years ago

a god damn dog bit me in the ass

peace

[–] pimpin-gangster 17 years ago

"smoke dog baby, remember that *beep* been smoking since i was two"

"I know what im doing maaaan, shut the *beep* up"

"It's Angel Dust Homes"

"I hit it real hard right. As soon as he said that, i started feeling funny as hell. Next thing i know i was running down the street in my damn draws"

"get off mee mannn, get off me mannnn"

[–] Renazance 12 years ago

Pastor:Is sister Jones home?
Craig:Nope, and neither is BROTHER JONES. They both at work.

And Smokey looks up at him and whispers, "Where yo ass needs to be, nagga"

Ezell: OOOH, looks like you been eating corn!

To answer an earlier post about Smokey's Spanish, he was talking nonsense, wasn't really saying anything coherent.

I don't sign posts, posts sign me.

[–] tacoratrayham 18 years ago

craig: i wonder where she going

somkey: she probaly going down to that new health club on a hunderd and eighth

craig: oh so they opened that already

smokey: yep, i heard they hiring to, u need to go down there and see wzup wit yo outta work a**"

craig: come on craig man its friday, i'm gone get you high

smokey: why you bringin up old s***

[–] kckrista69 18 years ago

When Craig rubs down his shirt, smoothing all the wrinkles out and says to Debbie: "Do I still look high?". Cracks me up every time.

I love this movie! It snaps me out of the worst mood with the opening line:
"I'm gonna get you high today. It's Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't $hit to do!"

[–] devoelodi 18 years ago

Dana: Deebo, you seen Craig?

Deebo: EARIER!