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What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?

posted 18 years ago by lancedguy-1
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This is one of the funniest movies ever made!! In my book, one of the best FILMS ever made...a masterpiece. Every so often, I have to pop it in the VCR to get my Friday fix. I've probably seen it 100 times or more through the years. It's loaded with one liners that I've quoted and worn out with my friends, and after 10 years, I still catch myself laughing out loud when I think about this movie.

Smokey (to Craig): "Why don't you tell yo dad to comb his hair or SUMPTHIN!! Looks like a bunch of spiders is havin' a meetin' on his head!"

And another favorite:

Craig's father (talking in his sleep): SNORE..."Yeah...I'll take the 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and uh all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you."

[–] gangstahippie 18 years ago

Definitly the "You got knocked the f uck out" line.

[–] athletic_75 18 years ago

Deebo: "What's up Stanley."
(Stanley waves arm)
Deebo: "Well *beep* you then, punk!"
-
Deebo: "Stop being a bitch and come on!"

[–] northenlad_7 18 years ago

most of my favorites been mentioned, here some others i liked that aint already mentioned...

Smokey to his ma:
you get your ass up n cook, clean up or do something

Smokey: wa wa wait this aint enough
His Ma: Make it enough!

Ezal: Smokey! is that you?
Smokey: Ezal what the *beep* u doin here?
Ezal: i saw the window so i thought *beep* it (funny cos he his clutchin on to a teddy bear"

Smokey: yeah i got your money and i dont appreiate your bus ass jeri curl ass friends to shoot at me and ma homie they likely got dealt with
Big Worm: first of all dont be callin up here like you some str8 up g cos ill cut ya balls off n hand em to ya partna. its the principal, its principality...

in back of truck, smokeys teeth rattling after they been shot at
Smokey: Craig..i love u man

Smokey: mr jones let me use your bathroom
Mr Jones: what u gonna do number 1 or number 2?
Smokey: number 2
Mr Jones: you aint droppin no stinky load, if anyone gonna be droppin a stinky load its gonna be me (SLAMS DOOR)
Smokey: Mr Jones!!

2 seconds later one of my favourite lines
Ezal: Hey everybody Smokey back here taking a *beep* i aint gonna tell nobody else la la la la lalalalala

If anyone could write the Spanish Smokey yells pho-net-i-call-y and translates it wud be much appreciated

[–] shughes_ehs 18 years ago

my fav lines are when Smokey speaks latin tongue to hecktor and his "Ese." As well the whole converstation between Smokey and the preacher a few seconds prior to that! Smokey is by far the funniest character in the movie! lol

[–] spajeoly 18 years ago

What the hell is that line of Spanish that Smokey throws out at Hector twice in the movie? He says it too damn fast.

[–] riveoside 18 years ago

Mr. Jones: Hey hey hey, what are you doing?
Craig: Throwing this away, we ain't got no milk.
Mr. Jones: Boy you better put some water on that damn sh*t.

[–] crt92090 18 years ago

"HEY MRS PARKER"
"do i still look high"

[–] Outbreak 18 years ago

"You said this was indo... smells like outdo."

[–] wat_tha98 18 years ago

Man, I got mind control over Debo, he'd be like 'shut the fu*k up', I'd be quiet but when he gone I'd be talken again. - Smokey.

Thats a great quote because it made no sense in what he said.

" It's not personal, Sonny...Its strictly business. "

[–] wwarriorfootball 18 years ago

YOU GOT KNOCK THE FU$& OUT!!!!!!!!!!

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] changs_project 18 years ago

Smokey: WOOORRRRMMM! You the last brotha-money i'll mess with. I'll steal from MY MAMA, before i mess with yo *beep* and YOU KNOW THISSSS..MAN!

Smokey's mom: Knockin on my doe like u the damn police! im in here on the phone!
Smokey: You need to cook, clean or do somethin!
Smokey's mom: HA! HA! HAAA YES HE DID!

Smokey: Man thats messed up, why dont u give him back his chain!
Deebo: What chain?
Smokey: yeah, what chain

Felisha: Smokey, i need to borrow yo car right quick

Craig's mom: she know she dont need to be dressed like that (not exact quote)
[seconds later].....Hey girl!!
Ms Parker: Hey girl how u doin?

Ms Parker: We was just prayin!!

Ezell: AYE, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A *beep* wont tell nobody else..

Craigs Dad: Big Worm Big Who Big I dont giva damn!!!..big worm, what kinda name is that?

Smokey: Give me 3 damn minutes, maybe even 4..she'll be ready to marry a ni..

(pretty much everything from smokey)

FAVORITE LINE....

Craigs Dad: Everytime im in the kitchen, u in the kitchen, in the gotdamn refigerator....EATIN UP ALLLLLL THE FOOD. All the chicken, all the pigfeet, all the collard greens, all the hogg mauls (sp). I want some of them chitlins! i love PIG FEET!!!

[–] baptismal_scar 18 years ago

Such a good film, but my favorite quote is...

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got *beep* to do.

It's a classic quote, but that's what my friend said to me when she was going to get me high for the first time. Man...I miss those days.

[–] julian_d12 18 years ago

Smokey: i won give me my money
Deebo: you what?
Smokey: i lost

[–] Jeffit10 18 years ago

You got knocked th fck out!!!!!!!!

"How did I fail women's studies?I love bitches!"